No Snoke Without Fire: The Failure of The DT and how it should have been crafted
TROS's retconning of Snoke as a Palpatine puppet clone is hilarious, not only because it's just plain stupid but also it makes one of TFA's most incredulous moments seem all the more ridiculous....
Thanks for joining me friends. In this seminal edition of FootOfDavros explains how it should have been done I shall explain how Snoke should have handled; his backstory explained and the set up of him as the ultimate evil to be defeated in the sequel trilogy. Walk with me and cherish the experience as we go on this spiritual journey of discovery together...
But first let us have a quick laugh looking back retrospective at TFA's Snoke set up and his part in Ben Solo's Kylo Rening.
"It wasn't your fault, it was all because of that Snoke" rasped Princess Leia between heavy drawings of her favourite Benson & Hedges brand.
That, taken directly from TFA script, always made one laugh, provoking as it did images of a young Ben Skywalker being taken off - with Han and Leia's blessing - for playtime (or something?!) - by good old "friendly looking" giant Uncle Snoke with his loving parents waving them off! But now, thanks to the retcon, it turns out he was a puppet clone. Meaning the dude just appeared out of thin air as some old scarred (why?) figure, presumably into some senior position within the Republic, despite having absolutely no background whatever! No one's asking "hey, where'd this guy come from?" "Yeah, sure he looks a bit creepy but what the hell..." Absolutely ridiculous to consider this guy would have been anywhere near Ben Solo or any other kiddies whatsoever!
"Smashing! But what's this got to do with how they should have used Snoke FootOfDavros?" I heard you cry. Well, fear not eager young readers, for now I shall explain:-
How Snoke Should Have Gone Down
For us to consider this properly, we must examine the teachings of the OT and what that meant the story framework to the ST should have been.
The teachings of the OT
The OT has no Jedi popping up randomly anywhere. The story is a simple one that the Jedi have been wiped out and that Luke is their "last hope" (later retconned to include his twin Leia). Vader and (later retconned to include) Palpatine are the only two "evil" Jedi. They are both killed at the end of ROTJ. Thus Luke and Leia are the last significantly powerful force enabled beings left. And given the Skywalkers being the "last hopes" this also tells us that, according to strict OT scripture, force ability / strength is inherited.
Thus the OT informs us that any powerful force users we see in any sequel trilogy must in a natural sense be descendants of the Skywalkers. This could mean twins / cousins or any combination thereof solely from Luke or Leia. This should have been the background of the characters we are now familiar with from these sequels, Rey and Ben Skywalker. On this basis we could have had the exact same yin yang played out between the pair but within the established rules set by the OT.
The problem of Snoke
Now as to Snoke himself - or whatever he / she may have been called in a properly constructed storyline. Palpatine is gone, Vader is gone, there are no other Jedi to fall. Therefore how and where can this individual have risen from in order to take a position of eminence within this trilogy and indeed lead the fallen Skywalker? Here is the answer you have been seeking my friends:-
Snoke should have been a former non force user, perhaps close to Palpatine, certainly an Imperial, who, perhaps following injury, harboured resentment after the fall of the Empire. The Empire failed him. As a former Imperial, the new Republic also failed him. He vowed to build a new Empire for those on the edge / with no place now like him.
So how did he land up with great force powers?
The best way to have achieved this would have been a backstory involving a similarly displaced (following the Empire's demise) shadowy body of disciples of the Sith. Through their scriptures, they believed there was a manner to extract force potential from a creature's body / bodies and transfer it to another host. Snoke, with his almost pious belief in the rising of a new Empire, was the perfect chosen recipient of the result of this unnatural scheming.
We now have an organic tale featuring a fallen Skywalker and his / her new force powered master. A master who knows his own powers may be transient, fed by a horrific vampirical production line (which the discovery of would have featured as a powerful conclusion to the middle act of the trilogy) and grudgingly reliant upon the genuine, unyielding power of his apprentice to tackle both Luke Skywalker and his counterpart apprentice, the non fallen Skywalker child.
To be continued...