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Things that would have made The Last Jedi better

posted 7 years ago by [deleted]
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1. Finn sacrificing himself instead of being pulled away at the last minute by his lame friend.
2. Get rid of the lame friend
3. Luke actually fighting Kylo and being killed in front of Rey to strengthen her resolve to fight against the First Order
4. Remove the Leia Superman sequence, just have her die in space at the hands of Kylo blasting the ship
5. Remove cucked Poe, he's supposed to be a rebel, not a little wuss. Poe should have witnessed Leia's death at the hands of Kylo blasting the ship and then become a stronger person and leader.
6. Get rid of giraffe neck Laura Dern

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 7 years ago

No force ghost ability to effect real world.
No FTL ramming shitting all over every SW combat before it.
Let burn-out Carrie die. Also fewer lines from her through her clenched teeth.
Keep Akbar alive.
Rose is ok but relegate her to only the scene of her busting Finn. No more than that!
No Canto Bite at all.
Finn and Poe infiltrate dreadnaught and cat/mouse with Phasma.
No Dern.
Luke shows up in person to fight.
Rey struggle to learn anything.
Kylo less whiney.
Some lightsabers hitting each other.
Some fucking remorse from Luke when he hears of Han's death.
Some fucking joy from Luke when he sees his old friend Chewy.
Snoke lives.
No green/blue milk.
75% fewer jokes.
Serious First Order instead of patriarchy punching bag.
No idiotic slow-space-chase.
Some actual fighting by the salt speeders. They did nothing but make a show.