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I hope the NEW 007 Lashana Lynch kicks James Bond in between the legs in order to destroy toxic masculinity!

posted 3 years ago by hitfan (219)
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If the filmmakers really want to be progressive and be more sensitive to womyn, it would be fitting if Ms. Lynch were to kick James Bond in between the legs as a rebuke of his toxic masculine ways. James Bond has been a serial harasser and a borderline rapist. Sean Connery even said a man should be allowed to hit his wife if she gets too “lippy”.

If James Bond wants to embrace MET007, the filmmakers must eviscerate everything that James Bond stood for and then replace him with the TRUE 007, Lashanna Lynch!

[–] Rorikon (17855) 3 years ago

I can see you'd be the 'bitch' in any relationship with a woman. She'd probably kick you in the nuts for good measure to remind you of your effeminate soy from time to time.

[–] hitfan (219) 3 years ago

Listen, you ignorant Neanderthal: I am friends with this wonderful girl and once she realizes that the jerks that’s she’s been dating are no good for her, I will be there for her. Because I’ve told her many times that I am a proud male feminist and that I reject toxic masculinity.

You male chauvinist incels have no clue about womyn.

[–] Rorikon (17855) 3 years ago

Lol, I love your trolling, please, keep on going. You are right, these incels are evil, end the patriarchy. I am sure one day your female friend will see the soy in you and ditch those jerk bastard chad boy toys she flings her arms around to. One day, you will be the person she only sees no matter how forever it takes. You go girl.

[–] hitfan (219) 3 years ago

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

No. Bathroom humor is.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

When did you last see an educated Neanderthal? Do you know what the word “redundant” means? These are, of course, rhetorical questions.

[–] tom8 (3119) 3 years ago

how many bananas can you fit in your butthole at once?

[–] ProgsReturn (2075) 3 years ago

Bond risking his life going in to save his daughter and her mother. Very toxic masculinity.

[–] bistritapcv (1828) 3 years ago

You don't even know how to spell. It is "women".

[–] johnmiller (3889) 3 years ago

Well, since he's dead, it probably isn't going to make much of a difference now.

Lynch has the standard, Hollywood approved, black, androgynous, crew cut, castrating type that is now required. The thing is: just like today's white male, white female, whatever-shade-of-brown, whatever sexual preference actors, they are just plain boring.

That is the issue. We have a LOT of diversity right now, which is a good thing. But, they're all just boring. Probably because they are chosen much more out of modeling catalogs than for their acting abilities.

[–] OvertonPendulum (4026) 3 years ago

Interesting how feminists complain about "toxic masculinity", but never contrast it with good masculinity. Apparently in their view, all masculinity is bad.

[–] 123Guy (7259) 3 years ago

except during ovulation where scientific facts have shown that... oh why bother

[–] triplea (3577) 3 years ago

Only to find out it didn't hurt him because he was 'actually trans all along' ...

[–] Poopsey1 (946) 3 years ago

Female Bond????? As long as she had big tits, I would not mind. But would she go round shagging all the blokes???

[–] 123Guy (7259) 3 years ago

yeah! because NOBODY has wanted that toxic masculinity for the last 60 years, over 24 movies. good call.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Kick in the balls? Pfft.

Bond getting a good pegging from the new OO7 would be better, no?