Piper really is a moron


She kinda deserved to get burned by Maria.

Shes not a horrible person. but even though Piper has book smarts but she has no common sense,she does things and says thinks without thinking of the consequences.

Shes like a flake and a millenial all rolled into 1

Most times im glad when bad things happen to her.
Merry Xmas to all ( and to hell with everyone else who doesn't believe)

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It was extreme to plant the contraband, what did she think would happen? You're right, didn't expect the consequences. She could have just thrown out the panties or buried it by the body or whatever. It could have been a lot worse for her considering the what has happened to other inmates. It was kind of a make your bed, lie in it situation.

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Did she know about the body at that stage? Even if she did, if the two were found together it would mean whoever was running the panty business knew about a dead CO - pretty dangerous if they were discovered.

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Sometimes, Piper is like one of the characters in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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I agree with you. When I watched that episode, it wasn't like 'yeah bitch you deserve that!' It was more like 'what the *beep* did you expect princess!?' I don't dislike Chapman, but she got too cocky and thought she was untouchable which clearly wasn't the case

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She may not be ethically horrible, but she sure is below average. She comes in a spoiled hipster and before long is trying to "win prison", indulging in stupid fantasies while torching other people's lives. She plays with fire and gets literally burned.

I wouldn't call her a flake. She's too well put together mentally.

As for your casually derisive allusion to millennials, it would be nice if you stopped trying to perpetuate obnoxious stereotypes.

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Yeah. Piper doesn't know when to quit. She acted all tough and it ended up blowing it in her face.

she should have worked together with Maria and that's it. Or have a little competition, I mean come on! Or maybe just drop the damn thing, she had a kick out of it and a few bucks, she got greedy with power and that's what ultimately made her do stupid things.

She should be thankful that Red, Alex and Nicky got her back after the way she acted.

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Why did they make the main character someone so unlikable? She was more awful this season than ever. I wonder what the real Piper thinks.

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Yes, yes she is. She's a moron, and a *beep* shallow, selfish person. But not in the good "love to hate" way, just in the "dragging the show down when on the screen way".

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I didn't think she deserved the branding but Piper makes it hard to feel sorry for her sometimes.

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