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Reviews are out - characters are as dumb as in Prometheus


oh dear...

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Any links to the reviews you were reading would be great. What I've seen so far coming from the London premiere was generically (mostly) positive, but I'm sure there'll be quite a spectrum as more people see it.

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check the Youtube channels. `

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaK7cAZ4trs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzqsZospEw

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Thanks!

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I'd like to throw in my own if I may.

I'm trying to go for an engaging, funny youtube channel so, if you have the time, take a look. Hope you enjoy what you see. Thanks in advance. A review of the movie here-https://youtu.be/fyYgj2Fpur0

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dumber.

Spoilers.

"Whats this? A Planet we havent seen before? We must land on it and not bother taking any prosecutions like isolation suits. Im sure theres no virus or bacteria here that will kill us because we didnt evolve here and thus havent built up a defence to over thousands of years."

"I need a quick wash after seeing a few of my friends die horribly. Im gonna take a long walk somewhere far away from the group so I can do that."

"A weird dude just turned up out of nowhere acting creepy as fuck, better trust everything he says. and stick my head into this giant creepy egg shaped thing when he tells me to."

"Hey nearly all our friends have just been butchered by some strange shit, wanna have some shower sex?"

This list goes on.

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"prosecutions" - ?

Dumber than getting lost in the cave/ship or petting the alien cobra? LOL!

I think some of you are blinded by your rage and are too biased to see things rationally.

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Typos never happen to you I suppose? Youre so fucking perfect?

So its not dumb to walk on to an alien planet without any kind of protection against its ecosystem? If humans hadnt evolved here over thousands of years and just landed on earth today and walked around with out environmental protection, we'd be dead in hours if not minutes.

Trusting some guy that said "this place is perfectly safe" and then just freaked out when you killed a neomorph that just bite the head of your crew mate is pretty fucking dumb. yes, dumber than petting a alien cobra. Especially when he says "its perfectly safe, have a closer look" in a manner so creepy he might as well have said "do you wanna see my puppies" from the back of a van with its windows blacked out.

Whats this rage youre talking about? Wheres the rage? I think if you look real close look at yourself youll see where the bias truly lies. I explained exactly why it was dumber, but your bias choice to find getting lost dumber than wilfully walking away to secluded spot after seeing creepy monsters running around killing your friends.

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I doubt there is any kind of rationality in Covenant. There was none in Prometheus either. A flawed script with flawed characters driven by flawed motivations that sagways to another flawed script [that doesn't touch the "Engineers" because Ridley apparently is ashamed of what he did] with more flawed characters driven by more flawed motivations.

Rage? Nah, it's called common sense.

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I just saw Alien Covenant and I disagree. The characters certainly make mistakes and do stupid things but they are human failings and not the dumb things the crew of Prometheus did (like petting the alien cobra).

An example is the new Captain who is clearly way over his head in his new role. He is shown to be an emotional man and an insecure one that is struggling with the new command he is given. So blinded by these failings, he makes one wrong move/mistake, landing on an untested/unresearched planet. And we are given a glimpse of this potential failing when he fails to allow the crew to give a brief nod to the former Captain and misconstrues when they take a 5 minute break to do so. And even through his mistakes, he realizes his fault, acknowledges it, and apologizes. If that does not evoke empathy, then you fail to see your own flaws yourself.

Tennessee makes a similar rash mistake, one he is warned constantly about yet does so anyway for the blinded love he had for his wife. Many characters here make mistakes only within the reasonable & empathetic realm of humanity, and many try to make up for it later on unlike those in Prometheus.

So, yes, I disagree with you very much so.

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Thats great, would you like a hero biscuit for decoding the painting by numbers plot? Next youll be telling us you found the blowing the alien out the air lock an original method of dispatching an alien. Or that the "twist" at the end wasnt so badly done it was obvious it was coming from watching just the advertisements? This could easily have been called friday the 13th in space the characters were so dumb. You wanna call it a good alien movie, fair enough. It was better than anything we've had in the past 25 years, but it was a poor sequel to prometheus. Itself a bad movie but had an interesting concept. One that should have been explored further. Instead Scott listened to all the moaning and just "reimagined" the original movie. Pointless.

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"And even through his mistakes, he realizes his fault, acknowledges it, and apologizes. If that does not evoke empathy, then you fail to see your own flaws yourself."

- a character that is written to fail putting his crew mates in danger because SCRIPT deserves no sympathy, rather some eye rolling and yawn.

"Tennessee makes a similar rash mistake, one he is warned constantly about yet does so anyway for the blinded love he had for his wife. "

- So basically he is an egotistical prick.

"Many characters here make mistakes only within the reasonable & empathetic realm of humanity"

- such as shoving your face in an Alien Egg.

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