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This should have been called ...

posted a year ago by greentimemusic (1160)
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How to make a movie where absolutely nothing happens at all ever. You don't see anything. No great scenery. No hot naked ladies (or guys) and no sex until the last 10 minutes of the movie where you see about 4 seconds of a dude asking if that's too fast and her clothes are on.

That would be too long of a title, though huh?

[–] mentality (600) a year ago

Thanks for the info.

[–] greentimemusic (1160) a year ago

Glad I could help.

[–] pelosfx (143) a year ago

‘How to make films without a real plot’ would be a fitting title,too.

[–] Mustang (5568) a year ago

Somehow I’m not surprised. Movies that are called things like How to have Sex rarely have any of what the title states.

See “Live Nude Girls” as another example.

[–] AP (5295) a year ago

So we never learn how to have sex? Dammit, I thought I’d finally find out!