"You seem awfully out of touch with the modern world."
Your non sequitur is dismissed.
"Some of what you said is easy to factually correct-- nothing about MJ fits the mold of "emo." She's cynical and aloof, and not remotely emo."
This is a good summary of an "emo":
"A person who acts depressed and edgy when absolutely nothing is wrong in their life."
"Tony Revolori isn't Indian, his family came from Guatemala."
Irrelevant. He could pass for an Indian (of the Rajiv variety, not the Tonto variety). For example, see the comment section here:
http://ethnicelebs.com/tony-revolori
Also, he has played Indian characters before. Furthermore, he's a runt (5′ 6″), which is the most important thing with regard to the laughably bad casting of him as a bully.
"All of that aside, on what are you basing your argument that any of Raimi's films bore much resemblance to the Spider-Man comics?"
They had more of the details correct, i.e., he made his own suit, Flash was a big strong guy, white, who was an actual physically aggressive bully instead of just being runt who was all talk; Mary Jane was a white, redhead; Parker had "Spidey Sense"; Aunt May was an elderly gray-haired lady like in the classic comics, Parker was a photographer and did freelance work for the Daily Bugle under J. Jonah Jameson, and Parker didn't have a fatass sidekick to whom he revealed his secret identity.
"Tobey Maguire never captured the essence of Peter Parker at all. The humor was missing."
Neither the comic books nor any of the movies ever had any real humor. They both made similarly poor stabs at it however.
"The comics were firmly grounded in school, first high school, later college. None of that was a part of those films."
There were scenes of him in high school, and unlike in the 2017 movie, Parker was an outcast like in the classic comics. He wasn't a valued member of a big team of kids. The 2017 movie negated the outcast aspect of Parker.
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