Everyone is complaining about the main chick but....

I’ve been wanting to see this forever, because I, for one, think Cara is hot as fuck. Feel free to disagree. She is liquid and soft and fucking tight. My cock is all that matters to me. The guy is like a fourth-rate Tom Cruise, minus the buff and the charisma. A cowflop has more machismo than he. Cara would sooner bang a snow cone than this bug fucker. “Marry me”?! With what? A bionic dildo as part of the wedding? Rihanna had more balls than this broom handle.

He looks like he has cancer or a massive heroin problem.

This movie was supposed to be awesome and based on a popular french comic, but it was a very confusing premise.

Two ugly leads, the comic characters aren't, a weird high concept story, were not good. It wasn't engrossing and should have been.

the characters in the cartoon series were the way to base them on

The reason everyone was complaining about her and not him was because she was the one being promoted heavily and not him. If the film was good, even if they were both good, then it would have been HER that would be the breakout star.

Neither of them were good but i agree that he was worse. His line delivery sounded like a mix between Pam Anderson in Barb Wire and Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic. Just that same style of delivering faux tough guy dialogue in a monotone voice.

I'm sure glad I enjoy movies!