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Will this be a "Jupiter Ascending" or a "Avatar"?

posted 8 years ago by AckbartheHutt
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This could be an epic movie or a dud. What are your thoughts?

[–] estocade (87) 8 years ago

Fifth Element was pretty dark. This looks like something Disney would shit out.

[–] Bubbathegut (18241) 8 years ago

This was worse than Jupiter Ascending.

[–] LeiaOfLothlorien (1980) 8 years ago

More like Avatar. There are actually a lot of similarities between the two movies.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 5 years ago

When did Avatar become an epic movie (which is an uneducated combination, as an epic can ONLY be a poem, as in The Odyssey; a film can be described as “a film of epic proportions,” but not as “an epic”)? Avatar sucks. Jupiter Ascending sucks. Avatar made a record-setting amount of money, and promoted 3D movie technology for about 2 years, until folks got tired of having to replace the batteries in their 3D glasses and take the glasses off before we kiss and fuck, which is why they DON’T MAKE 3D TVs any longer.

Fuck Avatar.

[–] JoWilli (21595) 4 years ago

first movie to make over 2 billion and first movie to perfect 3D, a movie cant suck if it makes that much money.

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

Stick with politics, Jethro. Leave the adults alone.

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

Avatar was pretty fuckin epic, the way they slaughtered those soldiers typically trying to steal other people's resources. Loved it loved it loved it.

[–] TriumphReq (1857) 4 years ago

thought it was somewhere in the middle.