11 times in a day


His record was 11 times in a single day? Is that realistic? He was not 16 in the movie. And even if he was...who can handle that? I've never done it more than 3 times a day.

Besides, watching porn 30 times per week and more and having sex all the time. I mean, I envy his testosterone levels, but how many men even in their 20s can identify with that?

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Masturbation is not like sex, a healthy male with so much testosterone can do this, and i believe given the right intervals anyone can do that.
My personal record is 7 with 50 min intervals, if that day i had nothing else to do maybe i would reach that too..

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I'm sure it's possible but I've never really gone over 3 and I'm in my early twenties.

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In a nutshell, it does seem exaggerated a bit. Kind of a high number to pick for the character. But people throwing around the term "impossible" are using too strong a word. It's definitely possible. And you know that, in the world, people have broken that record. A lot easier when you're younger than in your 20's, though, for sure.

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I don't know why everyone's so surprised about this. If you get up in the morning and dedicate the entire day to nothing but masturbation, you could get up to 11. I'm sure your dick would hurt like a son of a bitch, but it's possible.

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Yea, it is realistic. I feel bad for people that think it is impossible to orgasm 11 times in a single day. If I had a full day to dedicate to orgasms I could probably do 30 or more. I have had 5 in a single hour with no sign of my system slowing down (this is when I was 26, I am 27 now).

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I feel bad for guys who can only do it three times a day. My record is 8 times, and that is when I was 27 years old. At 36, I'm sure I can still match that number if I dedicate myself to it in a day.

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Yeah, they were totally being facetious with this. 11 times is totally not normal. But it's not really the point. The point is that he's obsessed with it. The entire movie is pretty tongue-in-cheek so it's a little ridiculous. The main message still stands true.

"MALLL NOOO, JESUS CHRIST!" - Leonardo DiCaprio, Inception

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I don't see how it is facetious. 11 times may not be normal, but it is entirely plausible.

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This whole thread is out of control - friggin highlarious. ^_^

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I don't find the 11 times a day odd, I find the use of Kleenex odd! I just don't get why people use it. It immediately breaks apart when you try to clean up, and it leaves tiny pieces of tissue stuck all over your junk. Paper towels work so much better.

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11 times in one day. welcome to the world of addiction folks. Yes it's not normal. Yes it is a clear sign of an addict. Addicted to porn and masturbation.

He should have had a more difficult time getting it up in the bedroom. A typical side effect of watching too much porn and jerking off too much.

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Yeah the kleenex thing was strange. I always slide a disposable latex glove over the old boy before i start.

Hygenic and no mess to clear up!

"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would SHOOT a man before throwing him out of a plane..."

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You'd be jizzing blood by the 9th.

"I see you as a dunce but I haven't said it once"

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Maybe somewhere between 3 to 6 orgasms. But freaking 11. Heck nah.

You'd be jizzing blood by the 9th


Thank you. You would be bleeding or a little white flag with the word BANG pops out of your dick by that point. LOL

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