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Bill Simmons correctly points out the indefensible logic of this film...


So, so true. I rated this movie a 3/10.

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-sports-guys-week-2-nfl-picks/


OK, here were the three indefensible logic mistakes. Just skip to the next pick if you haven’t seen Draft Day yet.

Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 1: On the morning of the draft, Seattle calls Costner and offers no. 1 overall (landing him the draft’s fictional Franchise QB) for Costner’s next three no. 1 picks. Costner immediately accepts without (a) checking with his owner, (b) checking with his staff, and (c) doing any background intel on a Franchise QB that he never expected to pick. I mean … you can’t even make a fantasy football trade with a drunk buddy at 2 a.m. in 30 seconds anymore. Seriously, that’s how the movie starts!?

Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 2: Costner becomes worried about the Franchise QB, does some background intel, investigates some possibly bogus story that nobody showed up at the QB’s birthday party, then calls him at the draft and asks him if winning is important to him. When he doesn’t like the answer, Costner decides NOT to take the QB — only he doesn’t tell his owner or his staff, he doesn’t try to trade down, and instead takes a linebacker who was expected to fall into the teens first overall. So basically, he traded three no. 1 picks to move up six spots to take someone who would have been there at no. 7.

IN ALL CAPS: THIS IS THE DUMBEST SPORTS MOVIE IN A LONG TIME. THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU DUMBER AS YOU WATCH IT. YOU ACTUALLY LOSE BRAIN CELLS.

Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 3: Now everyone’s mad at Costner — his owner, his coaches, his staff, everyone. Somehow, the Franchise QB starts miraculously dropping after Cleveland passes on him. What’s wrong with the Franchise QB??? (Imagine Indy passing on Andrew Luck at no. 1, then Luck inexplicably dropping out of the top five, and it gives you a sense of how idiotic this script idea was.) With the Jags on the clock at no. 6, Costner decides to trade for their pick … he ends up getting it for his next three second-rounders in about 40 seconds, thanks to Jacksonville’s young GM grabbing the offer without shopping it around or letting anyone else know the pick had become available. Because that would happen.

(Important: Even though that’s an absolutely moronic trade that would NEVER happen in real life, especially with a Franchise QB on the board, I decided not to include it as an Indefensible Logic Mistake because of Jacksonville’s track record over the past few years. Can we definitively say that the Jags wouldn’t do something that dumb? No.)

Anyway, Costner owns no. 6, and Seattle’s GM (picking no. 7) is taking major heat from Seahawks fans for passing up the Franchise QB even though (a) five other teams just passed on him, and (b) everyone watching this knows they already have Russell Wilson and is wondering why the Draft Day writers didn’t pick a different team. Costner calls him and offers no. 6 for Seattle’s three no. 1 picks.

“I want my picks back!”

Does Seattle’s GM immediately cave? Of course! He agrees after his boss tells him (I’m paraphrasing), “We still get the QB we wanted, only now we’re saving $7 million on the cap.” Totally! That would make perfect sense if I had a head injury. But wait! Costner just welched on the trade — now he’s asking for three first-rounders AND their punt returner. Does Seattle say yes? OF COURSE! Woo-hoo! Hugs galore in the war room! Costner did it! He grabs the hometown running back hero with Seattle’s pick, then asks Leary (who quit earlier), “Can you coach this team?”

Sorry, I have to swear here … THIS MOVIE WAS SO F-​-​-​ING DUMB. GOD! HOW DOES THIS SCRIPT GO THROUGH A START-TO-FINISH REVISION PROCESS AND GET FILMED WITHOUT ANYONE ASKING, “HEY, SHOULD WE SHOW THIS TO SOMEONE WHO FOLLOWS FOOTBALL JUST TO MAKE SURE THESE TRADES AREN’T TOO RIDICULOUS???” What a waste of a throwback Costner performance. I am still upset. Although I guess you can’t expect too much out of a movie that has Diddy playing a high-powered sports agent, and also, Diddy playing ANYONE. Let’s move on before I trade this Friday picks column to Bill Barnwell for two weekly blog posts and a useful advanced-metric stat to be named later.

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Well put. Add in that, if you are going to trade three first round picks to get the top pick you'd better be DAMNED sure of who you want in that pick.

If the movie was real life and Costner traded three first round picks for a player he could have got "in the teens" he would be crucified.

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Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 1: On the morning of the draft, Seattle calls Costner and offers no. 1 overall (landing him the draft’s fictional Franchise QB) for Costner’s next three no. 1 picks. Costner immediately accepts without (a) checking with his owner, (b) checking with his staff, and (c) doing any background intel on a Franchise QB that he never expected to pick. I mean … you can’t even make a fantasy football trade with a drunk buddy at 2 a.m. in 30 seconds anymore. Seriously, that’s how the movie starts!?


It's obvious you didn't pay much attention to the movie. Firstly, Costner's character, Sonny Weaver Jnr, turns down the initial trade offer which was essentially Bo Callahan for two 1st round pick and one 3rd round pick. He laughed it off as a ridiculous offer.

Secondly, Sonny only then eventually trades for the 1st pick overall for three 1st round picks out of desperation because the Browns' owner had made it clear he wanted Sonny to make a "big splash" this year. In the first 20 minutes of the movie it's made very clear that Sonny is highly unpopular with fans following the sacking of his father, the poor results after QB Brian Drew's injuries, etc, and is most likely on the verge of being sacked, hence why the owner was hinting strongly about making a splash. This is why Sonny then caves in and makes the trade, he's desperate and panicking, and you can even tell it in his voice when he tells the Seahawks GM "I'm not panicking". And he was right to because the Browns' owner was delighted with the prospect of getting Bo Callahan, as were the Browns fans.

Thirdly, they had looked at Bo in detail, albeit not in as much intense depth (i.e. off-field character and personality traits) as they would have. But they knew he was a great College player with superb talent and potential, one who all fans were excited about. So at this stage of the movie, Sonny is going to pick Bo unless they found something which suggested he shouldn't.

It simply is not the case that Sonny traded three 1st round picks away knowing he'd not go with Bo Callahan. When Sonny wrote the note “Vonte no matter what”, it was before the initial trade offer and before his meeting with the Browns’ owner.

Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 2: Costner becomes worried about the Franchise QB, does some background intel, investigates some possibly bogus story that nobody showed up at the QB’s birthday party, then calls him at the draft and asks him if winning is important to him. When he doesn’t like the answer, Costner decides NOT to take the QB — only he doesn’t tell his owner or his staff, he doesn’t try to trade down, and instead takes a linebacker who was expected to fall into the teens first overall. So basically, he traded three no. 1 picks to move up six spots to take someone who would have been there at no. 7.


Again, did you not watch the movie? This is all part of the plot. Describing only one part of it doesn’t mean it’s stupid if you then discard all of the events that explain the rationale.

Sonny intended to take Bo Callahan when he made the trade because it was the big splash the Browns owner wanted. So when Sonny accepts the trade, the intention was to get Callahan, and that’s what he would have done had the following events not changed his mind:

- Callahan’s character is questionable. Might not be a team player, isn’t honest, was shaken by Vonte and only ended up recovering after Vonte was booted from the game (Sonny had missed this, again because they didn’t take an intense close look at Callahan).

- The fitness report from the fitness trainer about how strong Brian Drew has returned. Very fit, throws 15 yards further, etc. Brian trashing Sonny's office (as well as being the only kid to mail back the $100) was also another example of the guy's passion. This contrasts to the overly dull personality of Bo. Sonny now has another dilemna, that he may have his previously suspect QB back to lead the team to glory.

- Vonte’s personality shining. Sonny realises this is a genuinely good guy who is exceptionally talented. Not only this, but Vonte is telling Sonny that Bo is a "poser" who is going to bust in the NFL. Vonte doesn't have the personality to be lying here, so this weighs on Sonny's mind, even more so when he sees that Vonte was telling the truth.

I think Sonny realised at this point (about 2/3 of the way through the movie) that Callahan had a high risk of being a bust because he possibly wasn't up to the mental requirements of the NFL, although it's difficult to decide (hence why Sonny is struggling and phoning Bo and Bo's College coach to find out more). Whereas Vonte was the real deal both in terms of ability and as a person. And even though no one really rated Vonte because he’s a linebacker, Sonny is now thinking this is the person who will succeed at NFL level. However, Sonny is now worried because the Texans are thinking about drafting Vonte at 15.

Sonny now has 2 choices. Go with Bo and appease the owner/fans, or go with Vonte as his only 1st round pick, piss owner and fans off, but maybe ride the storm out until they see that Vonte is great and that it was worth sticking with Brian Drew at QB (with Bo being a bust). Sunny picking Vonte was a big call and showed he was a GM with real integrity, the ability to do what he felt was right instead of doing what he had to to survive in his job - in the end he went with his gut and got over the panic he suffered from earlier in the movie.

So at this stage in the movie, Sonny has now accepted that he has traded away two extra 1st round picks for Vonte + Brian Drew with the logic being that he now firmly believes Bo could be a bust and fail to make the grade in the NFL.

As for trading down, the movie could have very easily thrown in an extra 5 minute segment where Sonny tried this. But the movie already had shown that the Buffalo Bills were willing to offer 2 first round picks for next year and the year after, plus two players, and Sonny turning them down because at this stage he's still interested in Bo (plus figures out his coach had initiated this offer) and also explains that he didn't want to lose this year's pick as it meant he could get fired without getting to make his main pick for "his team".

Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 3: Now everyone’s mad at Costner — his owner, his coaches, his staff, everyone. Somehow, the Franchise QB starts miraculously dropping after Cleveland passes on him. What’s wrong with the Franchise QB??? (Imagine Indy passing on Andrew Luck at no. 1, then Luck inexplicably dropping out of the top five, and it gives you a sense of how idiotic this script idea was.) With the Jags on the clock at no. 6, Costner decides to trade for their pick … he ends up getting it for his next three second-rounders in about 40 seconds, thanks to Jacksonville’s young GM grabbing the offer without shopping it around or letting anyone else know the pick had become available. Because that would happen.

The movie explained that some of the other teams at picks 2-5 already have experienced QBs who are seasoned pros and who went with the picks they were “expected to” (i.e. based on educated guesses). Those teams went with their picks. Only a couple, including Jacksonville, were in any need of Bo, but they were worried as to why other teams had avoided him. This has happened in the past in the real life NFL draft, so it’s not impossible at all.
The Jacksonville GM didn’t have time to shop around. He didn’t know who would be interested in the trade. And as stated, he was inexperienced, especially since his first two choices were picked by others (which shows how he was out of the loop in terms of guessing who the other teams were going to pick).
Anyway, Costner owns no. 6, and Seattle’s GM (picking no. 7) is taking major heat from Seahawks fans for passing up the Franchise QB even though (a) five other teams just passed on him, and (b) everyone watching this knows they already have Russell Wilson and is wondering why the Draft Day writers didn’t pick a different team. Costner calls him and offers no. 6 for Seattle’s three no. 1 picks.

“I want my picks back!”
Does Seattle’s GM immediately cave? Of course! He agrees after his boss tells him (I’m paraphrasing), “We still get the QB we wanted, only now we’re saving $7 million on the cap.” Totally! That would make perfect sense if I had a head injury. But wait! Costner just welched on the trade — now he’s asking for three first-rounders AND their punt returner. Does Seattle say yes? OF COURSE! Woo-hoo! Hugs galore in the war room!

I don’t see the relevance of saying the Seahawks have Russell Wilson. This is a fictional movie with primarily fictional players/teams/coaches/etc with only a few real-world name drops of past drafts.
I also don’t see how this is “indefensible logic”. It was made clear that the Seahawks fans were furious at not getting Bo – and what you’re forgetting is that Sonny was threatening to pick Bo at number 6. This is what unsettled the Seahawks GM – he wasn’t sure if Sonny was bluffing or not.
As the characters in the movie highlight, the Seattle GM has potentially more to lose by not making the trade. If the Browns get Bo, Seattle are left with a number 7 pick who they probably don’t want/need (e.g. Ray Jennings who had recently been arrested), and a lot of angry fans. The GM could be sacked long before he gets to use the Browns’ extra 1st round pick the following year. He’s now starting to realise this.
The ability to get Bo within the salary cap is then the deciding factor. Also, remember that whilst the Browns traded away three 1st round picks, it’s only really two extra 1st round picks in year 2 and year 3 , so whilst it may have been better to have the extra two 1st round picks, there’s no guarantees there, and as mentioned the GM could be sacked by the time it’s available.

Really, the movie is fairly solid and covers all bases. The people who seem to dislike it are ones who struggled to consider all of what happened in the movie and get fixated on individual trades only in isolation. The whole point of this movie was that this was an exceptionally rare and remarkable set of trades where a talented but under pressure GM pulled rabbits out of a hat with a bit of luck thrown in. Of course the movie was never going to be about an ordinary set of trades, but at the same time this doesn’t mean the trades we did see weren’t possible or “realistic” given the factors presented to us.

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This has to be either Scott Rothman or Rajiv Joseph. No one else would go to such lengths to defend a movie with so much terrible football logic.

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"Really, the movie is fairly solid and covers all bases. The people who seem to dislike it are ones who struggled to consider all of what happened in the movie and get fixated on individual trades only in isolation."


As someone who spends February through April obsessed with the draft I can assure you this movie is so far from solid. The only thing that is "Solid" is the deuce I dropped in the toilet this morning that resembles the football logic in this movie.


Simmons nailed it. Anyone who is a hardcore draftnik knows this is so ridiculous and far fetched. You dont come to epiphanies on Draft Day. Your scouting department has spent the last 9 months preparing for this day. You don't make split second decisions in round 1. This has all been researched and spitballed and covered over and over and over.

You don't give up the farm (3 1st round picks) on a lark then somehow trade to get them all back from the same guy you traded with to begin with. It's just so ridiculous.

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You clearly don't follow the NFL or the NFL draft. None of your "explanations" are remotely reasonable. The movie is pure fantasy.

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Someone else already pointed it out above, but just as reinforce the point, it is important to remember that we are not talking about the Super Bowl Champion, Seahawks...We are talking about the worst team in football, which is why they have the #1 overall pick.

For me, the weakest part of the movie is that Seattle seemed to reverse their position on Callahan in a matter of hours. At the start of the day, they either were not sold on him, or felt that they did not need him...After all, if they REALLY wanted him, they would have kept the original #1 pick instead of shopping it....By the end of the movie, they have to have him so badly that they end up actually coming out in the red (the picks cancel out, but they also lose their punt returner who I assume is supposed to be among the better ones in the leagues, hence the Browns interest).

The movie was entertaining, but it's never going to represent what really happens in a war room. If they showed you precisely what happens, it would be a 12 hour movie and you'd be sleeping after 2.5 of them because a lot of what happens is not all that exciting.

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My wife is a hospital director, and hates watching hospital shows on TV! She swears up a storm while watching! We all do this, when we know too much. I knew nothing, and just went along with it. Still, it didn't seem realistic to me. But that's OK - I enjoyed the maneuvering and horse trading.
(and if a movie is about Formula 1, or figure skating - I don't bother her with the mistakes. Like she'd watch either of those topics!)

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Indefensible Logic Mistake No. 4:The Cleveland Browns have never had a great or even good draft day in years.

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I said all this when the movie came out, I think they could have gotten away with mistake 1 if the trades werent so unrealistic.

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You prove you don't know football when you don't understand how someone as highly ranked as Bo Callahan was can fall so far when he isn't chosen first. The reason for this is simple the browns not picking him at number 1 and choosing to skip him results in other teams either doing there own digging on him or simply wondering what the browns know about him and kept them from picking him either way it results in no one wanting to be the one to draft him in the first round and risk a possible bust and looking like a moron for picking a qb other teams stayed away from.

The jaguars GM was on the clock which means he had less then 10 minutes the browns called him and offered him the deal he didn't have time to think about it or talk to other teams or put it out there he had less then 10 minutes or he loses his pick.

Lastly your an idiot who clearly didn't pay attention to the movie they made it clear the seahawks didn't have the salary cap to sign bo callahan as the number 1 pick first pick quarterbacks make a lot more money then any other position and a lot more then number 6 picks it's a money issue they made the deal to begin with because they knew they couldn't afford Callahan at number 1 so they decided to trade back a little bit get a lot of future draft picks and take someone else still in the top 10 when Callahan dropped out of the top 5 they had a chance to get the player they originally wanted much cheaper and all they gave up was a kick returner the picks were the browns picks to begin with so the sea hawks weren't giving up there own picks.

Leary wasn't seriously quitting he was simply overacting costers character talked to him and brought him to his senses.

Lastly if you watched you movie you'd see that Bo Callahan wasn't going to be a franchise qb he was a bust another tim teblow or ryan leaf.

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You prove you know nothing about NFL football since you apparently are unaware that there's been a rookie wage scale in effect for the last few years. Each pick in the draft is allocated a certain salary, so regardless if you pick a QB, a linebacker or a offensive tackle with given pick, that player is going to get a ore-determined contract.

So, in the case of this movie, the Seattle front office wouldn't literally wake up at 4:15 AM on draft day and say "we don't have the cap space for a QB". Of course they have cap space for their picks, it's in the CBA. It's mandated. They may have to cut veterans to get there, but the pool for rookies is set per team.

Teams spend months on their draft orders. They pretty much have it down to a science. Now, they might not be right in their assessments, i.e. they value a certain player higher or lower than another team. But, they know where they need to draft for need, and they have all of the talent stack-ranked. Almost every contingency is mapped out. "We want X at the 12th spot because we need a starting linebacker. However, if Y falls to 12, we'll take him since he's a stud and we had him projected to go in the 5th spot". The idea that you only draft for positions you need and ignore players in positions you're already well stocked in is crazy. You rate everyone.

Let's say is player is widely regarded as a top-10 pick. Say he's a offensive tackle. Now, lets say you have the #18 pick. You have two pretty good starting tackles, at a decent guy off the bench. You're not looking for a tackle at #18. You want a cornerback, and there should be one or two on the board that your rate as being worthy of the 18th pick or better. Well, the tackle slides in the draft because other teams are picking for different needs. Both of the CBs you thought would be available at 18 are gone. There is one that you rated to go late in the 1st round. You could take him, but he's not rated by you as worth the 18th pick. The tackle is still there, and you rated him the 8th pick at worst.

Who do you pick? The tackle, who's great value for the pick but not a position that you have an immediate, intense need to improve on? Or do you take the CB who you're not that high on but fills a hole? Those are the decisions the war room can scramble with when they're on the clock. But, they don't just panic and throw their hands up and say "we don't know what to do, someone please trade with us so we don't have to make a decision".

While a team may make a strange pick with a given spot - that happens even at the top of the 1st round - the teams behind them are not caught so unprepared that they are incapable of making a decision. Which is what the film showed the Jacksonville war room doing. They would immediately call up every team that needed a starting QB and say "what will you give us for our pick at 6?" They would be on the phone with a half dozen teams simultaneously, and would have it hashed out in a couple of minutes. Meanwhile, another group in the room would look at their value charts and say "a stub QB or the defensive lineman we wanted all along, which do we pick if no team makes a good trade offer?" That takes a couple of minutes, which is done while the other guys are talking to the other teams. Then, they throw up on the screen the best trade offer for the pick, and the analysis of which player - the sliding QB or the defensive lineman - and make a pick. That all takes 5-6 minutes, and the guys at the draft on the phone as well. They decide what they're going to do, the guys at the draft notify the commissioner, and it's done.

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LOVE Bill Simmons, the man always speaks truth and from the heart. Would have loved to watch the Super Bowl with him.

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I agree with 95% of your post. The one part you're off on is the whole Bo would never fall thing. Miami and the team at #2 didn't need a QB. This has happened before. Aaron Rodgers was expected to go #1, but the 49ers took Alex Smith instead. No one needed a QB and he ended up falling to 24th. Same thing with Matt Leinert. It was supposed to be him, Bush or Young at #1, instead the Texans took Mario Williams. Leinart then fell to 10th.

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Aaron Rodgers was not considered a "franchise quarterback" when he came out. A lot of people thought he was a system quarterback who would have a hard time translating his college success to the pros. That's why he fell, not because teams didn't need a quarterback.

If the movie would have just said "Bo Callahan is an extremely talented but raw prospect", OK, that's the kind of guy that could go almost anywhere based on how team's view him. But he wasn't. He was "the next Andrew Luck". Nobody's going to pass up that kind of player without a concrete, definitive reason.

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