I'm not just saying this because Pollock's work is garbage
But he just made Dana a felon; receipt of stolen property. In the state of Illinois, that would be considered at least a Class 1 felony, punishable by 4 to 15 years in a state penitentiary. And it's not like she can sell it, certainly not for anything close to its...*cough*..."worth". Is she supposed to know a fine art fence?
Here's an idea: how about you give her cash, you numbskull!
Or, if he simply had to make her a felon, why not give her the Renoir? That was at least a nice picture, and he was trying to get rid of it anyway.