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100 things we've learned from Spring Breakers!


Gotta admit that "things I learned from" thread would really do this movie some good. Anyways:

1). Some college professors proudly proclaim how much they are "jacked up" on Jesus in front of the whole class.
2). Young American girls are so keen on going on a spring break holiday in Florida that they will rob a restaurant easily and not feel any remorse.
3). You can rob a restaurant in America with squirt guns/water pistols easily and no-one will notice or try and stop you.
4). You can get arrested for doing cocaine but be put on bail if it isn't found on your property.
5). Once the four girls as such get arrested, they can appear in a courtroom in bikinis.

6). Crazy gangster rappers would gladly bails the girls out.
7). Some people grow up to become a president. Some want to be a doctor. James Franco's "Alien" gangster rapper just wants to be bad.
8). Some people want to do the right thing. Alien likes to do the WRONG thing man!
9). If you're involved in crime, best friends can become worst enemies and would be willing to kill you just for sharing a street with them.
10). One of the most luxurious and expensive things you get to have as a rich gangster rapper is the film "Scarface" ON REPEAT. Nevermind that tons of middle-class people can get a TV and a DVD player and watch it constantly. Alien has it ON REPEAT cause he is so cool!

Anyone else?

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62. Even if you are blind drunk and at a party with a hundred drunk frat boys, parading around topless in your bikini will not get you raped.

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63. You have to constantly remind people you own the items in your own house:

"This is my *beep* this is my *beep* this is my *beep*

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64. An overweight hooker with cellulite can play piano on a guys dick.

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65. Spring Break is an appropriatze place for your Grandma
66. everyone at Spring break is your friend within 2 minutes
67.you go to spring break to explore yourself ,certainly NOT getting laid and shytfaced
68. creepy bible circles repeatingly singing ''amen'' arent ridiculous (HATE that scene)
69. you dont catch a cold spending 2 days in a climated prison cell wearing only bikinis

sidenote: i dont hate the movie or think its completely bad ,it has pros and cons

They hate us 'cause they ain't us

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(70) I do I continue to watch every time it's on tv? Because it's Sprang Break Bishes.

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71) Takes a long time to reach a drug dealers house off the lake. (Boat ride started at dawn by the time they reached Gucci man's house it was pitch dark)

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