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100 things we've learned from Spring Breakers!


Gotta admit that "things I learned from" thread would really do this movie some good. Anyways:

1). Some college professors proudly proclaim how much they are "jacked up" on Jesus in front of the whole class.
2). Young American girls are so keen on going on a spring break holiday in Florida that they will rob a restaurant easily and not feel any remorse.
3). You can rob a restaurant in America with squirt guns/water pistols easily and no-one will notice or try and stop you.
4). You can get arrested for doing cocaine but be put on bail if it isn't found on your property.
5). Once the four girls as such get arrested, they can appear in a courtroom in bikinis.

6). Crazy gangster rappers would gladly bails the girls out.
7). Some people grow up to become a president. Some want to be a doctor. James Franco's "Alien" gangster rapper just wants to be bad.
8). Some people want to do the right thing. Alien likes to do the WRONG thing man!
9). If you're involved in crime, best friends can become worst enemies and would be willing to kill you just for sharing a street with them.
10). One of the most luxurious and expensive things you get to have as a rich gangster rapper is the film "Scarface" ON REPEAT. Nevermind that tons of middle-class people can get a TV and a DVD player and watch it constantly. Alien has it ON REPEAT cause he is so cool!

Anyone else?

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lol!! I love '100 things...' threads. Hope i do it justice.
There may be spoilers below...

11. no matter how bad and prepared you are, you WILL get killed in less than 2 seconds after you arrive at your fight destination.

12. a whole cartel of 'gangsters' can be easily killed by 2 random chicks in NEON bikini, including the guards who were supposed to be prepared for anything.

13. having a gun cocking/ lighter flicking SO LOUDLY every 10 seconds makes a movie much more interesting than those that don't have those sounds.

14. you MUST wear a bikini everywhere you go during Spring break otherwise its a crime. if not a full bikini, then at least a bikini top or bottom. Don't get caught.

15. As long as you keep repeating yourself, no one will get bored and stop listening. Just keep repeating yourself. Repeat yourself. No one will get bored, so repeat yourself.

16. being a real gangster is reminding your enemy that he's the one who made you (and can therefore break you)

17. if you're trying to convince a girl you just met to stay at some random (rapey) party, telling her over and over that you like her and touching her hair and face is the right way to go.

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18. People in St. Pete are always firing shotguns, pistols, rifles and automatic weapons out over the ocean from their beach homes -- no ever notices or calls the cops.

19. Never tell your students where you hid the keys to your El Camino.

20. And if you absolutely must, don't leave your El Camino on campus and then take off for Spring Break.

21. In three days, you can learn to fire automatic weapons one-handed and deliver headshots on moving targets while moving yourself. You don't even need to go to a firing range!

22. Prisoners in County Jails do not wear uniforms. If you were arrested in a bikini, you stay in your bikini. (You may get a blanket though.)

23. If you get bailed out by a freak you don't know, you are legally required to get into his car.

24. When you raid a druglord's heavily-guarded fortress compound, you only need one clip. Which is good, because your bikini does not have pockets, so how could you carry any more anyway?

25. No matter how many people you kill, you need to call your Mom regularly.

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26. Spring Break seems to have lasted at least 3 weeks. Maybe more.

27. Bikini Girls with Machine Guns is no longer just a song by The Cramps.

28. Spring Break Forever. Spring Break Forever. Spring Break Forever. Oh for God's sake just stop saying it.

29. It's okay to rob a Chicken Shack because you HAVE to get out of that dead end town - you know the one with the super large university that can afford to have displays at every seat in large lecture hall. Yeah, your life sucks so much.

30. Pink ski masks with unicorns on them are, like, so cute and stuff. It's fun to be a girl!

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31. black people are scary. it's better to cut your vacation short and go home alone than hang out with black people.

32. your best friend will become your worst enemy

33. no matter how many times you repeat it, spring break won't last forever.

34. britney spears is one of the greatest singers of all time and an angel, if there ever was one on this earth.

35. the secret to life is being a good person

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36. Wealthy gangsters like to leave their money on their bed so random girls they bring home can lay on it.
37. Chunky, untanned, unattractive people do not celebrate spring break.
38. It is perfectly acceptable for mix your Calvin Klein Escape with Calvin Klein Be and then boast about how you 'smell nice'.
38. If your a gangster who is probably well known to the local police, it's a good idea to hang your weapons on the wall for display. Police never raid the homes of local drug dealing gangsters.

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39. Selena Gomez wants to go home.

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40) Pouring Jim Bean on an open wound is the best method for a gun shot wound.

41) Rapping about killing your best friends on the piano with bloody fingers is way to get motivated to carry out the crime.

42) Having the Risky Business undertone makes the movie much more nostalgic.

43) Spring Break...We get it's Spring Break...Forever..well at least 3 weeks

44) An unlotioned cellulite ass fat black woman riding some local thug's dick and another fat white one sucking his toes is suppose to be sexy....( Mom )

45) Uzi's can shoot an infinite amount of rounds without reloading.

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46) Even with a bed made of money, one feels inclined to continue driving a '93 Camaro with the roof cut off by a plasma torch.

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47. Harmnoy Korine has seen way too many Terrence Malick and Christopher Nolan films.

48. Throw in shots of sunsets and the golden hour, like Malick, and mix them in with shots of bare breasts, bikinis, and twerking, and some people will think that what you've created is high art.

49. Just repeat the same sentences over and over and over ("spring break....spring break.....spring break y'all....spring break fo'ever") and people won't notice that your film has about three pages of dialogue. Instead they'll think that you are a rare gifted genius with an ear for street language.

50. To make a film in 2014 that people think is great, just shoot it linearly and then chop it up into a series of flashbacks like Nolan does (Memento, Following, Inception, etc.) Everyone will be confused by all of the flashbacks, but by being confused they'll think that you've made a brilliant film.

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51. Anytime two people pull loaded guns on you and point them at your face just simply start performing oral sex on the guns and this will arouse the people who pulled guns on you thus changing their minds on killing you.

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Most Spring Break girls have fabulous, perfect fake tits.

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52. When on point leading an assault on an enemy position, when the bad guys appear, shoot first!

53. Two bored college girls can really cause havoc to the St. Petersburg low life drug gangs.

54. A bus ride over the bridge leaving St. Petersburg leads to sad introspection.

55. College kids sure can trash a hotel during spring break.



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56. Burning a car is simple even though you didn't bring oil, gasoline, whatever with you.

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57. A girl gets shot in the arm & doesn't scream out of pain.

58. Gangsters have only 2 crew to make dopes. There is no need for security or men.

59. Selena Gomez doesn't want to shot a nude scene.

60. People are produced in courtroom with their handcuffs On!!

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61. Straight jocks party in nothing but their jockstraps, because, y'know, they're jocks, bro! And like, super straight!


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