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what is your Only reason to watch this crap...?


i like Vanessa Hudgens, she is so beautiful she is the only reason to watch this movie... i know this movie is a crap but i have a reason. what's yours?

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Cause it's artistic, beautiful, disturbing and a well made film...

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It is really funny to read all these pseudo-intellectual reviews on this movie (http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/spring-breakers-2013-1); reviews which flailingly attempt to find some great underlying meaning, to provoke thought and invite discussion of the "symbology", to read into it things which I don't believe I've missed, but things that I'm sure aren't actually there. The main characters are (to say unsympathetic would be to do a disservice to the entire history of unsympathetic film characters) one dimensional, wet cardboard. The "growth" that they experience, through the situations they place themselves in, was not only inorganic but quite obviously faked solely to advance the plot. The camera style is that obnoxious, MTV, ADD style that is becoming far too prevalent in films. Would they have actually edited the film together in chronological order (and by that I mean without the constant jumps five minutes ahead or five minutes back, nothing quite so interesting as Memento I'm afraid) it would've been about twenty minutes shorter; it really tests the viewers limits of endurance, seeing the same scenes played over and over ad nauseum. And the plot? The story? There was none. A celebration of hedonism, I don't have a problem with, but masturbatory filmmaking without purpose, I will not abide. I cannot. I have a brain that still works. And before you "poo poo" me as just another stodgy old man who "doesn't get 'it'", I'm in my late twenties....

Spoilers, so if you do decide to watch this film and waste precious hours of your finite lifespan, you deserve them:

I found this film silly and boorish and stuffed to the gills with banality--yet still with a nebulous sense of self-importance--but never self-aware or smart enough to be socially significant or (the now meaningless word) "ironic". This generation's Fight Club it is not. There is no social commentary, there are no thought provoking questions or quandaries, no over-arching message or greater meaning... so perhaps it is in fact this generation's Fight Club. Who knew?

In a movie that had already strained credulity within its first half hour, the ending was especially absurd. Two untrained teens, in bikinis (id est it is important in that they were unable to carry spare magazines, more ammunition), charge head first into a den of armed iniquity and take out at least a dozen heavily armed men, all with incredibly well aimed head-shots and all without ever taking so much as a scratch or, surprisingly, losing their bikini tops. Especially amazing, as they didn't seem to use the sights on the handguns (and as someone who has fired a variety of small arms in a variety adverse situations, I can assure you that it ain't that easy; it is important to be well trained or--at the very least--to try and aim). And I do believe that one girl fired her handgun in the sideways pose made ever-so-popular by rap videos and videogames, a place where there are most certainly no sights and you're very likely to have a stovepipe jam (although real world physics might not have affected these girls or their guns, as there never seemed to be any recoil). In a ridiculous movie devoid of thought or meaning or reason (save for excuses to show mild drug use, breasts, softcore petting, and have decidedly non-Bond Girls firing guns while in swimwear), it wasn't at all surprising to have this sort of an ending: the girls kill all the bad guys, steal the "kingpin's" Lamborghini, and then ride off into the sunset to become... what exactly? The twin tween Twenty-First Century's Tony Montanas?

And if I had to hear James Franco in his incredibly painful, faux Florida panhandle accent murmur "spring break... spring break... spring break foreva" one more time (like it had some actual meaning, like "Rosebud" or "Keyser Soze"), I was going to have to kill him myself.

This is a movie that, I suppose, is for whom it purports to be....

Does anyone take away from this film... anything? The ending did have White, blonde, middle class girls gunning down a dozen or so black men. Any significance to that?



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You got a lot of free time I guess. I agree with you basically, but you seem to be think that this movie failed because it had no profound meaning, deep characters, "smart" plot. Pretty obvious there was no attempt at this. This was about images and voice overs taking you to a different world. Just relax and let it take you away...

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I type quickly.




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I've nothing left to say, you've taken every word I was thinking and posted them. For that I thank you... and for the laughs. Your breakdown of this movie was by far more entertaining than the actual film itself. :)

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James franco?

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Is that a question?



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savcam500 said it best.
i will simply add the nice use of color being the only good thing about the heap of dung. it seemed like the writer/director was looking to create a vehicle for his wife, while nurturing his (and his male friends on the project) pre-midlife crisis. that was actually the most glaringly obvious symbolic message of this muck. people love him for kids and gummo, but their blind loyalty has shrouded their ability to be unbiased.

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I never knew about the marriage connection, thank you. And Kids is an amazing "cult" classic that I thoroughly enjoyed; it and Gummo are thought provoking in many ways, though they also make you feel as though you need a shower after watching them.

Those who are so blindly and vehemently defending this film, holding it aloft as a shining example of "outsider art" and all the while decrying those who attempt to examine the film critically (not necessarily synonymous with "criticism") have been blinded by Korine's earlier success (in my best Bane voice, "Victory has defeated you!"). If his name hadn't been on the marque, I never would have guessed that he had a thing to do with this film....

Visually this film did have its moments, but these were things I've seen a hundred times before and done better each and every time.

I do believe that you've hit the nail on the head, you've found what I could not, the true symbolism behind the film. Well done Nearvana!



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Spending an entire paragraph, and a sizeable one at that, nitpicking the lack of pew pew realism, complete with comments about iron sights and "stovepipe jam" - in a scene that was essentially one big metaphor and replete with symbolism - is both inadvertently hilarious, and indicative that you did indeed not "get it".

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I'm so sorry that some of my biker buddies showed up at your house, smashed dishes in your kitchen, roughed up your wife, slashed your car tyres and then held a gun to your head and forced you to read my comment. They went too far, they know it and I know it. And am I to take it that you'd prefer that I write shorter paragraphs? That I should take less care when choosing the words that I use to covey my thoughts and feelings about something? Why do I bother, why should I bother in trying to construct a readable, understandable and occasionally entertaining comments?

That aside, I offered criticisms on the film as a whole, choosing several examples that demonstrated what a vapid, pointless film this was. I had hoped for so much more, Korine having made Kids, an amazing and seminal film. That anyone can find a plot to interest or entertain them in this jumbled, silly, over-produced mess of a film (much less some sort of meaning, allegory, or actual purpose for the film to exist) is beyond me.

What metaphor? What symbolism? What meaning and purpose?

It was less that the film lacked pew pew realism and more that it lacked structure, meaning, interesting and realistic characters, or a purpose for existing. And what's wrong with pointing out that they held their firearms stupidly? Seriously, tell me please. I didn't get it because there wasn't anything to get....

It was monotonous, meandering, terribly acted, the characters interactions with one another seemed inorganic and forced, faked solely to advance the plot.

Was that short enough for you? (and just how many girlfriends have you said that to?)



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The film was simply pointless. I am not one to engage in ad hominem attacks, and I do not do so lightly, but: If you found any actual meaning in it, or were otherwise entertained and mentally engaged by this film, then you are little more than a boorish fool, unable to engage in higher brain functions for fear of the gears all grinding to a halt.



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As one reviewer put it "[it's] a pop artifact that simultaneously exploits and explores the shallowness of pop artifacts." To me, I felt the film was being facetious. Pounding away at these coardboard cutouts and cliches, as you put it, to stress how stupid it is. Also, I loved the style. There was something very disturbing yet beautiful about it. Like Corine said in an interview, it was meant to illicit a certain feeling and I think I got it. I liked it. 8/10.

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savcam500, I am very sorry that you failed to get this film.

I could take you on point by point and tell you exactly why you are so very wrong, but it would be a pointless exercise. You know, like teaching a sheep how to dance. Just forget about these types of films in the future. They are not made for someone like you.

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Why do you assume that every character is worth developing? Not every person is interesting or dynamic, or genuine. Thats the point. This is a depiction of the most shallowest people in America, and they're everywhere!!! They Live!!! This false assumption that good story must contain character development is a pox that beseeches current film. Many filmmakers, for better or worse, want to focus on the dark side of humanity. It is ugly, unreedeming, and nasty.

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Did you.. did you actually just refer to Roger Ebert as a 'pseudo-intellectual' film reviewer?

Seriously?

This film was, at least to me, pretty crap and a waste of time. I struggled to find any artistic merit or entertainment in it at all. And yes I was very surprised to read Eberts review and see that he praised it. But then the man has different tastes to me, and he's probably the most well informed and learned expert in cinema. So each to their own.

But to resort to your level of arrogance to insult a man like R.E. and actually label him a pseudo-intellectual... *beep* me.

You just finished your first year of college kiddo? It sounds like it.

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Well, if you really want my Curriculum Vitae and for me to extend my bona fides, here they are:


I worked as a roofer in High School and drove a forklift at a lumberyard in College. I dropped out of College about a decade ago after spending a few years working on a degree in Political Science. I then spent several years restoring vintage Mercedes race cars and the much vaunted 300SL (both Gullwings and Roadsters) at one of the foremost restoration shops in the country. I grew restless, moved to Wilmington, North Carolina, and began working at a Midas; first as a mechanic and then as a service writer and manager. Again growing restless, I moved to the mountains to run a shop of my own. I bounced around a bit; I was equal parts riffraff, brawler, and intelligentsia. I've read Hermann Hesse and Rand, analysed Clausewitz and Keynesian economics, I have knuckle tattoos and have dated strippers, I lost more fights than I won, I've built my own cars from the ground up, I occasionally work as a "gun for hire" writing term papers for a website for kids too lazy or wealthy to write them themselves, and now I'm married with two kids and run a horse farm/training facility with my wife, who graduated UConn with degrees in English literature and Philosophy....

I mightn't be the "most well informed and learned expert in cinema", but I do watch films and have an analytical mind stuffed into a brain that still (miraculously) works. "I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." If I find Ebert's review to be pompous and out of touch with the reality which I perceive, if I find it to be in the vein of a "pseudo-intellectual" who is desperate to find some greater meaning in a film painfully devoid of such... then I feel quite confident in saying so. The who of what was written is unimportant to me, the substance of what was written is. That is all that matters.

Take from this what you will, but never presume to know something which you obviously cannot. Ad hominem attacks make your already tenuous position all the more untenable and fallacious....





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' And before you "poo poo" me as just another stodgy old man who "doesn't get 'it'", I'm in my late twenties....'

Wow, you've lived a rich life for someone in their late twenties.

Could I attempt to 'read something into' this film you find so utterly devoid of meaning? Here goes.

In the beginning of the film there's a scene in a lecture hall which - besides being aesthetically pleasing, all those kids gently lit by their notebook screens, like a counterweight to the neon saturated fever dream that will follow - serves a thematic purpose: the class is on the African Americans's equal rights movement, and it's the narrative of emancipatory movements that Korine subverts in Spring Breakers.

The film boasts four leading female characters; two of them are shown to be drawn to violence and they go from mimicking guns with their hands and filling up squirt guns with booze - consider the significance of firing those phallic instruments into your own mouth - to robbing a diner, also with a play gun, but with very real results. Ultimately it enables the girls to go to Miami - which, not by coincidence, is Tony Montana's stomping ground in Scarface.

So let’s analyse this some more. There's a party scene in the beginning of the film, that shows one of the lead females playing craps and taking the money. Playing craps is a trope in roughly 90's hip hop culture - more on that later - and a typically masculine pass time. The robbery too sees - although we initially don't get to see more than the occasional glance through the window - the females adopting a souped up masculine, criminal machismo. We see them acting out an a-moral fantasy of masculinity, all the while physically stressing their femininity.

Fast forward to Miami. We're introduced to Alien, a white rapper/criminal - another trope in 90's hip hop culture: the 'gangsta' rapper, the hustler, the pimp - sporting corn rows and a grill, who was raised in a black neighborhood and who's turned the cartoonish gangsta tales Dr Dre raps about into a lifestyle. 'look at all my s_hit,' is Alien's materialistic mantra, 's_hit' signifying his dope, guns and money - and apparently his, continuously played Scarface (!) dvd. He’s basically a white caricature of an of itself caricatural branch of hip hop culture.

And what does Alien do: he buys the women – do I need to point out the historical reference to buying people?. Then there’s a key scene. When Alien’s about to subject the ladies, who are at this point essentially his slaves, to his male dominance, the roles are reversed and the girls 'pimp' the pimp, penetrating him with his own (!) guns – no need for an extensive knowledge of Freudian symbolism to interpret this . The male character is dominated via phallic penetration – btw sexuality and violence/guns are linked from the beginning not only visually, but also acoustically, i.e. the recurring sound of a single gunshot - and the typical ‘gangsta’ scenario of hyper-masculinity, of male superiority, is inverted, turned inside out, in other words the gender roles are reversed.

What, I think, Korine is doing here, is dismantling the misogynistic mythology that dominated a significant part of 90’s hip hop culture, and assembling it again in the context of female emancipation. In other words: the narrative that was used to objectify and subjugate women, is now used by women to quite the opposite end.

It’s no big surprise then, that the film that’s so overly present in rap music, is quoted in the surrealistic ending of the film; Scarface’s ending is basically turned on its head. I don’t think this scene, in which the females are shown to definitively put an end to the perverted amoral dream of male dominance, literally gunning it down, should be interpreted metaphorically per se, but there’s surely something to be said for not reading it exclusively literally. The ending symbolically completes this tale of emancipation: the two female leads penetrate the bastion of male superiority and tear it down by using the exact same myths, symbols, or weapons that were used to establish it in the first place.

Great film.


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The 'pseudo-intellectual' article was writen by Richard Roeper, btw. I think Ebert was just a few days away from death at the time it was published.

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Yes, I've been around; lived the life I've lived, grown and changed with time as we all are (hopefully) wont to do....

I'm glad that you were able to find something redeemable in this film, especially as I was unable to. I suppose much of that is because of how powerful of Korine's Kids was; it had a tremendous impact on me as I was about the age of the characters when I first saw it. It was aesthetically ugly (and necessarily so) but it was so fundamentally forceful and intoxicating, gritty and realistic, violent and hateful, sick and rotten to its core... it had to be so! Kids was something truly unique at the time, it exposed a darkness that few cared or dared to shine a light upon.

Now in this film, it seems that Korine has traded a powerful message for pretty colours and distracting cinematography. It may very well be commentary on the state of this up-and-coming generation (the iGeneration? Generation Meh?), an extreme exaggeration used to show the hedonism (however no worse than in my own youth) and detachment and alienation from society.... Any message or meaning is so mired and muddled, so slovenly and slipshod that it is lost underneath all that frenzied and frenetic energy that the film so gleefully expends, such that it simply becomes another "Teens go *beeping* WILD at the beach" movie. All these disparate aspects of the film simply do not form any cohesive (even abstractly so) story, and certainly not an interesting or entertaining one.... This is a careless, hackneyed, weak film that fails ab-so-lutley. It is impotent and ineffectual.

I believe Korine has traded any deeper message for smoke and mirrors, pomp and ceremony, sound and fury... and doesn't that complete quote from Macbeth just fit?

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


I find the film boorish, brutish and boring. I've seen every sort of film and found something to admire in many. Yes, violence can be beautiful (as I found it to be in Dredd). Yes, there is a certain delight and perverse amusement in the sadistic suffering in a film like Excision (DO watch that film!). And no, the actual orgiastic satisfaction of desires in Caligula did not turn my stomach. I haven't shied away from much in film (while I found the Human Centipede films to be all shock, little show and no story, I still dutifully sat through them, and all the while drumming my fingertips...), but Spring Breakers was superficial and misleadingly attractive, in dire need of something more... substantive. It definitely needed better dialog, acting and direction ("direction" in all senses of the word.).
Ambition and the blessed simplicities of action don't always quarter in comfort.


Break what he can; what he can't, set those parts against themselves to weaken....



Again, I don't care who wrote the review, I was only responding to the rather specious argument that if Ebert wrote it, it must be true.



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Roger Ebert didn't review this movie.

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It's not a movie with deep symbolism. Harmony Korine hasn't aged mentally since he was 19 and wrote Kids. This movie is a celebration of this teenage dream of spring break and being young and having sex, getting a lot of money and doing crazy things, like stealing and shooting people. It's not realism. It's all a dream.

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Well, all of those things you pointed out were precisely the point. It is a film about surfaces from the stunt casting to the narrative vapidity and the one-dimensional characterizations, not to mention the almost 3 dimensional TITTIES.

This film is very blatantly satirical, and your post suggests that the hyper-active day-glo aesthetic's ascendance into "hyper-reality" soared well over your head, which is also something the film was aware it would be doing to its audience from its very inception. The "MTV" style, the gangster-posing, the absurdity of the repetition and the emptiness of the plot are all quite intentional and executed with purpose, I can assure you.

Moreover, to critique the film on the basis of "realism," as you have done with regard to the Rambo-esque final shootout, is to misread the film's intentions entirely. This is a cinema that exists quite literally on the plane of subconscious cultural fantasy.

It hijacks a visual style and archetypal narratives that are today so familiar and ubiquitous as to be "banal," as you put it, but presents them in a fashion that is meant to bring about a repugnant dissonance rather than the "immersive" qualities that American cinema is so bent on exploiting for the purposes of commodification.

Of course the two white girls in bikinis annihilate an army of African American thugs. Isn't is wonderful how the film manages to bring up conversations about portrayals of race in Hollywood films?

Lastly, "Rosebud" is a poorly chosen example because the "actual meaning" of the name of the sled in Citizen Kane is precisely the very elusiveness of what it might mean. "Rosebud" is essentially the Hitchcockian MacGuffin, a metaphor for those eternal mysteries that plague our subjective experience of reality and force us to attempt to derive meaning and satisfaction from what isn't there. It's really quite profound the way in which Welles managed to make "nothing" mean "something."

Anyway, for a closer reading of Spring Breakers, check this out:
http://openinterpretation.tumblr.com/post/92293194012/peering-into-the-neon-mirror-the-emotional-dissonance

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Maybe there is no reason to watch the film.

But you realize there is a reason Korine made the movie
and included two very different views of the same robbery at the Chicken Shack.

That repeated scene, and some other scenes showed that two of the girls, Brit, and Candy (Benson and Hudgins) were born to be violent predators who fall in love with the power of a gun,
despite looking like pretty little girls.

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spring break....



spring break....



spring break foreva

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I like bad movies but this one is just pitiful. It's B-grade garbage masquerading as high art that takes itself way to seriously.

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I don't like "bad" movies, but I like interesting movies even if they're not particularly good. I find Harmony Korrine interesting enough that I actually made it through most of "Trash Humpers" and "Julian, Donkey Boy".

By the time I graduated from college I was too mature for Spring Break, but that doesn't mean I strongly object to seeing nubile college-age girls in and out of skimpy bikinis. But even if that had been my ONLY reason for watching this, it's still not as sad or pathetic as watching porn or "Girls Gone Wild" videos.

I also like James Franco. He's taken some real risks with his career and reputation and hasn't been content to be just another Hollywood pretty boy.

As for the cinematography and editing, why is it a bigger crime to come off arty and pretentious than it is to do the same old same old and churn out the next "Transformers" sequel? So there, there's FOUR reasons I watched this crap (even though I don't completely disagree that it is indeed crap).

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Gomez in a bikini. Duh

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The girls having a pee by the roadside about 20 minutes in.




Looks bobbins.

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Watched it in a film class. Because apparently a movie in which James Franco fellates a pistol is academically relevant. Definitely would have passed under normal circumstances, even if I do like James.

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Had an hour to spare but only needed 45 min after fast forwarding it
and had the movie for free

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You expressed, in two concise paragraphs, what took me five hundred words (a few comment bubbles above yours) and more to say. I applaud you on your ability to be terse and pithy (something I am woefully incapable of doing; which then often leads to my comments being dismissed out of hand) and still make your point effectively. Your take on this movie is spot on: Korine has grown older but has not matured; he's lost his edge, he's lost his perception of the cultural zeitgeist, he's lost his ability to push the boundaries of not only the medium he works in, but the boundaries of what constitutes "good taste" and "trash". Spring Breakers (unfortunately) demonstrates his lost abilities perfectly. He doesn't know what's "hip with the kids these days" (and one shouldn't pander to a group simply for their purchasing power).

My reaction after seeing Kids for the first time was very similar to my reaction to Requiem for a Dream, it was one of stunned silence. Both films were "game changers", marking Aronofsky and Korine as the vanguard of the new breed of filmmakers, filmmakers who were unafraid to challenge convention, the long-held concepts of taste and decorum and acceptability, unafraid to take on the behemoth that is Hollywood (as the cycle of generational "game changing filmmakers taking on Hollywood" is wont to do); only one of these two ever did anything of substance with this newfound attention and creative power and control.

The other made awkward appearances on Late Night Talk Shows and did precious little else (id est Trash Humpers). And then there was Spring Breakers, a film with a budget, a script (supposedly), a real life human cinematographer (supposedly), some Big Name actors, and he did *beep* all with it.

He was a flash-in-the-pan who was unable to even match the impact and success of his first major film, let alone exceed it. I'll hand him the fork to stick into himself, as far as I'm concerned, he's done.


Well done sir, well done.






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again, i agree with everything you have said. i enjoy reading your well-written, thoughtful analysis. :) they are better than the film itself. ha. you remind us why we enjoyed his earlier films, and why that set him at a higher standard.

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Thank you very much. I'm sure that I come off as a puffed-up know-it-all to most, when in fact I'm just doing my level best to communicate why it is that I feel one way or another about a film, so I really do appreciate the kind words.

I just cannot for the life of me understand why this "full length rap video of a film" has been heaped with such plaudits and praises, and a laurel placed upon Korine's head. Had he been Titus Andronicus, he would have known better and refused such earthly praises.... You stop being an "outsider artist" when you make a Hollywood film with a Hollywood budget, with Hollywood and former Disney stars, and a catering and craft services crew; pretty colours do not a film make. You've just given up all you've ever represented, all you've ever cared about, for a payday. It's alright to simply say, "I've already done all that I can or that I care to in this medium, now I'm moving on to other projects." Or even that, "I've simply lost my touch and will go quietly into that good night." (*beep* you Dylan Thomas, *beep* you) No problems with that! Look at Kurt Cobain, after In Utero (arguably Nirvana's finest studio album) he took the ultimate step away from that business and industry before he became a commercialised joke with his music used to sell apple juice and the group touring well past their prime and becoming a joke (exempli gratia, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith). Cobain may be a bit of an extreme example, but there it is!

Know when to hold them, when to fold them, when to walk the *beep* away, and when to *beeping* run...


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It's hard to give much credence and credibility to a comment such as yours when it begins with, "I agree with some of the crap you guys are saying." You could see how that might put one off from bothering to see past the backhanded-compliment and on to the point that you were attempting to make....

How is it that this film (or the Universe in general), "show[s] people how others perceive reality as being so edgy"? I'm seriously, sincerely asking....

Was Korine really trying to make a "mainstream" film, or was he simply making a film for the money? I think you'd be hard pressed to prove one and disprove the other; as it is you, in this case, making the affirmative declaration, then the onus rests upon you to prove your point....

There is no edge, intended as a joke or otherwise, in this film. It's dull, crass and boorish, tedious and monotonous, and just plain boring. Again, had Korine's name not been attached to this film, I would never have guessed that it was one of his films. And (in my opinion) it didn't look particularly good, it didn't sound great, and aside from Franco I had no idea who any of the actors were (though I'm not a "kid"). To separate "stupid" kids from their money? I'll wager that they got exactly what they wanted from this movie (and I doubt that many of them are remotely familiar with his earlier, truer work). And Korine got a great payday. Who really lost?

The film is only "polarising" in that critics cannot decide if he was consciously trying to make a film satirising the "MTV Generation" or if he only did so accidentally, id est he attempted to make one of his usual, provocative films (the fellating of the guns, the killing of Black Thugs by White, Middle Class teens) and he failed to do so, instead making just another run-of-the-mill Bling Ring or Havoc. So it was then seen as a takeoff on the glitzy, slickly polished yet frenetic, "MTV-style" film. So, as per your contention, he used the very techniques of the genre that he was satarising to satarise the genre... so very meta of him!


And I don't believe that it was polarising with AMERICAN (why the superfluous CAPITALISATION?) film critics; most seemed to praise it, it holds a 63 on Metacritic and a 65% on Rotten Tomatoes.



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Whoa! So edgy, so Xtreme, so in my face! You must pound Xtreme Energy Drinks that come in cans the size of artillery shells and watch Jackass and you really want to go bungee jumping and skydiving but you're either too young and your parents won't sign the release forms, or you're just too *beep* to do it. And all the while I sit here, surrounded by my books and my paintings by the masters, and I listen to Brahms and Vivaldi, and I watch those moving pictures that you kids seem to love so much these days (but from back when it was true cinema, without all the talking and noise and the distractions of colour; I do get myself worked up all hot and bothered when one of those ladies shows just a bit too much ankle, and I'll find my pants tightening up a bit, and gee fella, it's something else!) and then my large busted nurse feeds me apple sauce because chewing (like thinking) is hard....

What I just did there, do you see it?

For future reference, Doctor Rocket Scientist, ad hominem attacks do not a cogent argument make. Your comment brings to mind a 5 year old throwing a moody because he's just dropped all his sweets, or some dumb kid throwing a tantrum because his parents won't let him take the car out or keep paying for his High Speed Internet or whatever else completes the cliché stereotype (or truism) of someone who binges on pop culture while living in his parents' basement. Bear in mind that I'm not accusing you of being this person, I'm simply using fallacious, specious logic to expose your fallacious, fatuous and spurious logic....

I'm 30, and while that may seem a ripe old age to you, it still confers me with enough working brain cells to be able to judge that this film is a failure by any metric, whether it was meant to be edgy, to be social commentary on the state of youth-oriented filmmaking, to be satire or criticism, or whether it was simply meant as entertainment. It was none of those things, and it also wasn't so much more. Also by being 30, I'm young enough to be able to remember when Korine's Kids created a huge stir, I remember being shocked by it, especially as I was about the age of the protagonists. And, as I said a few comments ago, he did nothing with that capital, unlike other filmmaking barnstormers (exempli gratia: Aronofsky). And for you to have either the dim-wittedness or the egotistical egocentrism to say that "You don't get it, ergo you're retarded" is just plain pathetic. You've bestowed upon yourself a great wit and wisdom that you must truly, sincerely believe that you posses; one that you've earnestly earned over the years (though you don't strike me as being "wise beyond your years" but again, I don't know how many years that you have under your belt.. fifteen, I'm guessing fifteen; it just fits), and all the while bearing upon your shoulders the onerous burden and responsibility, the mantle of judging what's "cool" and "edgy" and "entertainment" to an entire generation.

Here's a thought, try to explain to me why it is that you believe what it is that you believe about this film. I'm open minded, I'm all ears....

And as for walkouts, I cannot put myself into the heads of those who decided that it wasn't worth their time to finish those movies, but I'll wager that the walkouts for Devil's Reject and Spring Breakers were for entirely different reasons. I can see people walking out of Rejects because of the gore and violence (the film revels in it, rolls around in it, plays with it--perhaps for too long), but Breakers was just a puff film meant as mindless entertainment that failed to entertain; it was monotonous, repetitious, oversaturated (and not as in the awesome "Slo-Mo" Dredd scenes, where violence became almost beautiful), it was poorly written and shot and acted, repetitious, and--to conclude--it just didn't have anything worth saying; even if it did, it was too mired and Mobius and wrapped around itself to be able to say it well. Every film doesn't have to be Schindler's List or Requiem for a Dream or Spun or The Shawshank Redemption or Leaving Las Vegas, but it is nice when, from-time-to-time, even a mindless "seat-filler" movie can be used as a mirror or a magnifying glass or a microscope or a telescope or some device with which to examine society, or a small segment there of. If it's simply entertainment, it failed to entertain me; if it is meant as shocking social commentary, as far as I'm concerned, it failed on that account as well.

And use your brain kid; if I were over 40, would I have even bothered to watch this film?

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James Franco because he's an excellent actor, and this movie was no exception for him. The rest of the cast however, sucked major ballz. To bad one actor can't save a whole mess of a movie.

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James Franco was the reason to see the movie. I was starting to tune out midway through - none of the girls are characters, they're all "poetic cyphers" or whatever for Korine to use like he's rapping on stage. But Franco - he brought his A game here and it was pretty incredible seeing him create this character who I hadn't seen before. He's not a "wigger", he's a real white-black guy somehow formed in a lab of rap and ludicrous-ness. "Yo, I got these shorts..." He saved the film for me. That and Debie's photography.

Everything else I just couldn't get into. Kids is still Korine's pinnacle at showing the world of young excess.



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I think first it was funny to watch Franco as this character, but like 15 minutes in on the screen time he sucked hard (not only the guns).
I admit that it was bleak, but somehow I found the movie entertaining. Perhaps I'll always get hooked on by bikini girls with automatic weapons and ski masks.

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The only reason are Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens` tits.That`s all.

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awesome!!!!!!!!!!

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tits and ass just being honest,unlike most who would say that it was for artistic merit.

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