Teacher, Teacher
Sorry, but I had a hard time believing that this one, not-so-good-looking teacher had both the new guys in town drooling over her. Even given her skankiness as evidenced by knocking back shot after shot in a dive bar on a school night.
And one more: she lets the environmentalist come into her class and - with just a nod - start a huge fire??
Good thing she has the family farm. She won't have a day job much longer.