The absolute worst thing about being a professor is dealing with colleagues, particularly those who drone about themselves, and their titles.
We can do the whole semantic wanking thing, if you insist. I never called myself an "instructor," and I never said I teach at a university. This is not to suggest that I would oppose being called an "instructor," or that I do not teach at a university. The whole instructor/professor distinction you mindlessly focus on is a distinction without a difference (for real people) and completely beside the point. Also, my screen-name begins with a 'q' not a 'g', and Ph.Ds do not necessarily start as Assistant Professors as some of them are in adjunct hell. There are also other titles, such as Lecturer, Associate Adjunct Professor, and (shockingly) Instructor.
What was he teaching? English. What course? I said one of the courses was the Modern Novel, which was then presumably followed by an in-joke for those who have recently watched the movie. You might be able to find both courses in the script, which is available online.
The university class presented in this film would not exist anywhere. It is a large lecture course yet Wahlberg stands around posing silly "big" questions as though he is conducting a seminar.
More unbelievable is that he knows so many of their names. Also, a chair at an R1 school wouldn't give a *beep* if this guy was a "natural-born teacher." With that said, many students report having taken English classes that they describe as "philosophical" (even introductory-level classes).
Why is this class big and why is it philosophical? Because it's a movie. Cavernous lecture halls are more cinematic than typical classrooms with crappy individual desks and industrial carpeting.
A faculty member that behaves as Wahlberg does would at the very, very least be severely punished for making derogatory statements like "all of you are stupid and won't ever be "SERIOUS WRITERS" except for this blonde chicky with whom I am barely acquainted" and "see this black student? I am going to ridicule him to show that he doesn't really belong here." A professor with the idiotic manner presented here would get FIRED.
This is false. Faculty can (and do) get away with truly obnoxious behavior. It's far from normal, but I've witnessed it as a student (and heard stories as an
instructor). As an undergrad I remember a polisci professor asking the class, "What's the difference between men and women?" An Asian co-ed wanted to sound provocative and piped up, "Women have breasts." He dismissively looked at her and said, "Hell, mine are bigger than yours." The room howled with laughter, and nothing ever happened to the guy (he was notorious for off-colored comments, and I'm sure he has met with multiple chairs over the years, but he was never fired).
Romancing an undergrad? That is a very serious offense these days and is not tolerated in the modern academy.
Which is kind of the point. He's self-destructing. It's
dramatic. Also, strict rules do not stop professors from hooking up with students. Hell, this even happens in high schools where the relationship is not only professionally verboten but carries charges of statutory rape.
And no ordinary English professor makes anything close to $200,000 a year!! LMFAO. Only a superstar scholar or dean makes a salary close to that level (in the humanities).
This is also false. The school was obviously supposed to be a stand-in for UCLA (as made explicit in the script; the movie, as I recall, had a weird thing with Arizona going on). Salaries in higher education vary considerably, but a full UC English professor can probably make damn near 200K. It is unlikely that Wahlberg's character would be a full professor, so he'd probably make half that, but as I recall, the 200 figure was thrown out by another character attempting to peg his income. Even if in the film his character confirms that he makes about that much it doesn't necessarily follow that he does in the film's universe. Again, this is more wanking, and completely beside the point, but "narcissism of small differences" and all of that.
Anyway, yeah, huge shocker -- movie does not comport with reality.
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