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reasons to Watch Machete Kills

posted 12 years ago by timmytoo2001-2
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So, the first film was great fun, typical Robert Rodriguez Mexploitation. Reasons to watch Machete Kills?. Well, there's Michelle Rodriguez(is she related to Robert?), Amber Heard, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Lady Gaga, Alexa Vego and The Avellan twins and, oh yes, I almost forgot, Danny Trejo and Mel Gibson.
Word has it that Machete Kills and Machete Kills-In Space, were shot back to back and RR is editing and cutting them back to back as well so both could be in cinemas pretty soon. I for one can't wait. If you want Mexploitation Grindhouse then Robert is your man-bring it on!. How about Planet Terror 2?.

[–] Master_G 12 years ago

i'm watching this for the ridiculous cast. just look at the names.. gibson, gaga, sheen, gooding jr. ... this is helerious.

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[–] anarchronox 12 years ago

true man

[–] aloysius_predato 12 years ago

Because I've died, gone to hell and don't have a choice?

I like my phone like my dreams... dead.

[–] Moondrop_C 11 years ago

LOL. I'm still trying to figure out why people seem to love the first Machete movie so much. Like Avatar, Colombiana and the reboots of Friday the 13th and Halloween, I saw it once and have never had any desire to give it a second viewing. I never imagined there'd be a sequel.

[–] stardama69 11 years ago

Simple : I love the first Machete movie because it's one and a half hour of damn bloody fun.

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[–] Rigel1337 11 years ago

I didn't see the first one but I watched this last month with my brother in law and thought it was a good movie.

In addition to what the cast did. Spoiler (Mel Gibson's ability to see the future was a nice addition.) I liked the ElCamino that Machette uses in a few parts of the film.

I enjoyed the ending and thought the stuff in space was fun.

[–] bluzman 11 years ago

it's better than watching the Tea Party machete the country.

Plato said: True knowledge comes from the realization that you know nothing. But, what did he know?

[–] Jerry-137 11 years ago

it's better than watching the Tea Party machete the country.

I think you meant Obama who would fit that sentence perfectly since he's totally fractionalized the populace.

The Tea Party is composed of a bunch of older Americans that can barely pick up a machete much less swing one to hack up anything. Because they are so nationalistic the media have given them bad press but they are your neighbors, your mothers and fathers, and the folks you see going to church on Sunday when you are making your beer run to the 7-11.

Give it a break dude and grow some.

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[–] AgentSniff 12 years ago

"(is she related to Robert?)"

No, Rodriguez is the mexican "Smith"

[–] Magnus Wersen 12 years ago

To revel in bad CGI gore?

[–] FlavioV 12 years ago

Danny Trejo

Captain Marcus Chaplin: I will crush the jelly from your eyes.

[–] al666940-3 12 years ago

Got that right!!!

[–] Bullseye_in_Training 12 years ago

almost positive Machete Kills in Space was not shot. But we can dream!

[–] FlavioV 12 years ago

Amber Heard and Trejo get it on in a sexy scene. You won't be disappointed.

Captain Marcus Chaplin: I will crush the jelly from your eyes.

[–] gamer_12 12 years ago

Any nudity from Heard?

[–] TheGuardingDark 12 years ago

CGI sideboob, probably.

[–] FlavioV 12 years ago

@gamer when has she not been nude?

Captain Marcus Chaplin: I will crush the jelly from your eyes.

[–] ScottSampsonUK 12 years ago

@FlavioV

You ask that like it's a bad thing...

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[–] aloysius_predato 12 years ago

She's never shown her @$$.

I like my phone like my dreams... dead.

[–] TheJediWay9 12 years ago

my only reason: the hot chicks

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[–] dragon_x 12 years ago

by Quantumorganization007 (Thu Dec 20 2012 07:05:50)
my only reason: the hot chicks

Make that TWO reasons:
hawt chicks
hot explosions...

[–] BigJaneDoe 12 years ago

TRUEEEE!!! & Danny Trejo

[–] sbendel 12 years ago

My reason to watch:
If not enough people watch it, then the third part "Machete kills again!" will not be produced. And that is the only positive stupid thing currently in this world. So we should not miss it.

[–] gazellejoey 12 years ago

Reasons: ALEXA VEGA! MEL GIBSON! CHARLIE SHEEN! AMBER HEARD! ANTONIO BANDERAS! CUBA GOODING JR, AND ROBERT RODRIGUEZ(DIRECTING)! ACTION ACTION ACTION!!!

[–] koffeenkreame41-1 12 years ago

^^This!! This may be better than the first!

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