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What is your favorite line??


just like shingles y'all!

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"Geernt; sounds like a queef on a yoga ball"
"More like the last sound you hear before you sh*t your pants."

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What kind of name is Geernt? Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.

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"Aaaah bags what it is I forgot the dot-"

"Oh and we forgot to type it..... And send it."

AND

"Go save a cat out of a tree cause these pu**ies are just fine"

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One of my apples keeps rollin' out of the bag.

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"do you have kids?"
"I'm sure I do".

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"daaamn!"

or whatever Kate mouthed.

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I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. *beep* to make your dick hard, *beep* to make your dick soft, *beep* find your dick. That *beep* there's from Kenya, supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? because I got more of that, too. I got some Ibuprofen, Aspirin. I got Flintstone Gummies if you want.


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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ahahaha yes! Did you remember all of this??

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About 95% of the humor was a fail for me, but I did love this list. John Cena's deadpan was a good contrast to the rest.

(I also thought it was funny when the lesbians all had a couple of carabiners.)

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When the dealer is not happy to have come for pot, he take out a bag of Cloud 10 something and Leguizamo's character say it's the *beep* 70% Molly 20% Aderral 10% fun.

One of the sister say: what was the last 10% ?

Drug dealer say some *beep* and Leguizamo's character repeat: fun.


I laughted so hard, loud and for so long. As I'm writing this comment like 1h after watching the movie and I've stopped writing 2 times because I started to laugh again thinking of this scene.

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That 10% fun is SO TRUE !! lol...



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Maura.

Marra.

No, Maura.

Marrrra.

It's not Marrra, it's Maura.

Marrra.

My mouth doesn't open like that. Maura.

Marrra.

It's just we have different mouths.

It's ok.

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Unlike a few posters, I found this movie hilarious! The scene at the nail salon was a riot!! I was laughing during the whole movie -- my favourite line tho was near the end, when Maura & Kate were sitting on the front step: "Quotes are usually short"

"So are dicks, but sometimes you hit the jackpot!"

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