What is your favorite line??
just like shingles y'all!
share"Geernt; sounds like a queef on a yoga ball"
"More like the last sound you hear before you sh*t your pants."
What kind of name is Geernt? Sounds like a queef on a yoga ball.
share"Aaaah bags what it is I forgot the dot-"
"Oh and we forgot to type it..... And send it."
AND
"Go save a cat out of a tree cause these pu**ies are just fine"
I got ketamine, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control, I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. *beep* to make your dick hard, *beep* to make your dick soft, *beep* find your dick. That *beep* there's from Kenya, supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas but for humans it just makes them violently masturbate. Did I say crack? because I got more of that, too. I got some Ibuprofen, Aspirin. I got Flintstone Gummies if you want.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
ahahaha yes! Did you remember all of this??
shareAbout 95% of the humor was a fail for me, but I did love this list. John Cena's deadpan was a good contrast to the rest.
(I also thought it was funny when the lesbians all had a couple of carabiners.)
When the dealer is not happy to have come for pot, he take out a bag of Cloud 10 something and Leguizamo's character say it's the *beep* 70% Molly 20% Aderral 10% fun.
One of the sister say: what was the last 10% ?
Drug dealer say some *beep* and Leguizamo's character repeat: fun.
I laughted so hard, loud and for so long. As I'm writing this comment like 1h after watching the movie and I've stopped writing 2 times because I started to laugh again thinking of this scene.
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That 10% fun is SO TRUE !! lol...
Maura.
Marra.
No, Maura.
Marrrra.
It's not Marrra, it's Maura.
Marrra.
My mouth doesn't open like that. Maura.
Marrra.
It's just we have different mouths.
It's ok.
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Unlike a few posters, I found this movie hilarious! The scene at the nail salon was a riot!! I was laughing during the whole movie -- my favourite line tho was near the end, when Maura & Kate were sitting on the front step: "Quotes are usually short"
"So are dicks, but sometimes you hit the jackpot!"