the future is flat


flat chested that is. men are no longer allowed to see big titties in media. every actress coming out in 2024 have to be A cups or flat. men are not allowed to see big tits anymore so that they are more willing to accept flat chested women in real life.

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To be fair, Sigourney Weaver was always flatter than a surfboard. In fact, out of all the Alien movies, the only one with a hot curvy woman was Alien Resurrection, it had that chick with the sexy foot massage scene. Other than that, most of the women had petite or slim builds. Winona Rider was cute but not hot, Charlize Theron in Prometheus was somewhat muscular but not curvy, and nobody in Alien Covenant stood out to me.

With that said, the main chick in this movie is actually pretty hot, or at least when she was in Civil War, but this time they made her wear loose and baggy clothing in a movie with little lighting that you couldn't tell.

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yea and nobody complained about woke shit back then. gee i wonder why? maybe because it wasnt in every movie? it's not a problem if it's only a few but it's in most now. lol you're right also, this girl was fucking hot, just flat.

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See it’s comments like these, and your recent pearler about there being no leading men over the age of 40 in the 1990s, that really make me question your knowledge about the history of cinema.

The 70s were absolutely a period of great change in film. People of different ethnicities started appearing in mainstream movies more regularly, gay themed films were being made, and women gained new prominence with roles that defied traditional stereotypes.

You’re right that “nobody complained about woke shit back then” and the reason was because the term hadn’t been created and then weaponised by disgruntled individuals to use against anything that challenged ancient societal norms. Think about it, if The Wizard of Oz was remade today with an entirely black cast as it was in the 70s with The Wiz, we would see pages and pages of comments from angry individuals like yourself about this woke assault and how it will be the death of movies. We would literally never hear the end of it. Back then it just happened, and people let it happen without losing their fucking marbles over it.

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This movie is not boobs themed, I didn't even notice... Go watch some porn and quit sci fi

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You'd think there would already be a pr0n parody of it... something like 'Alien: Bursting Boobies'...

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why even have actresses with attractive faces at all then? why does anyone care about looks in movies?

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Actresses must be good looking. that's true, I just saying that big boobs wasn't necessary for these roles, in this setting

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she didnt need a c cup but every girl in this movie was flat. that's not normal. do you have any idea how carefully people cast for movies? it's not an accident. every single thing is carefully chosen by a human. even the placement of every object in a scene.

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At least the girl has great legs and feet

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lol ok buffalo bill.

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You know Sydney Sweeney exists right?

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yea and they're really jealous of her. she's only in sexualized movies anyway. besides, she's past her prime now, she looks old. it's too late for her to have a huge career as an attractive woman.

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