Tom Cruise Thinks He's All That and a Bag of Chips

Gag me with a spoon

"The 1990s just called and asked if you could refrain from using their antiquated slang."

The "X just called..." retort is also from the 1990s.

Yeah, I hate to admit it about that wife-dumping religious nutcase, but Tom Cruise is a movie star of the highest order.

He's hard-working, absolutely dedicated to his craft, unrelenting in his commitment to the highest quality, and by all accounts just great to work with unless you're Brad Pitt (whose laid-back attitude reportedly drove Cruise batshit on "Interview With the Vampire"). All his other co-stars just rave about him.

Yeah, he thinks he's the shit. But he's kinda right. Besides, the fact that he believes himself to be an actual, real life action hero has literally saved lives on more than one occasion:

https://www.cracked.com/article_20413_5-heartwarming-stories-to-restore-your-faith-in-celebrities.html

Yeah, indoctrination is reserved for movie sets, but it's a soft sell: "Have a massage." I'm just messing around -- sort of.

When push comes to shove, Tom Cruise wants to make big, big movies. He cares more about filmmaking than Scientology. He cares more about entertaining than public than just about anything. He's a workaholic.