Funniest line


My vote goes to "F. U. C. K. Off real life Ned Flanders

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Hilarious

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Ya kno wha eihm sayin?

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Casey Mathis: to the flight attendant] Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?

[Smiles]

Casey Mathis: Plus, I haven't gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal... 🐭


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That line cracked me up. I had to pause the movie because I was laughing so hard.

There are many hilarious lines, but this is probably the winner.

Though the other 'anal line' is close too.

Kids should stick with the big A...... Anal.... Abstinence.... LMAO 

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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In reference to ScottyPs tattoo -

"So you have NO regrets,... Really...Not even a single letter?"

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Yes! Loved that line too

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David's whole speech when the hair stylist asks him how he wants his hair cut.

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And the customer providing the model for it.

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The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.

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Love that speech.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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I can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick...

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I like the line before that.

You be the bottle cap, I'll be the cigarette butt, blah, blah, blah. You go behind the bush, suck that guy's dick and we're good to go.

Wait, what 

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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I like "Oklahoma".

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Not a sepcific line, but my favortie part was probably Kenny singing "Waterfalls."

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The sun is shining... but the ice is slippery.

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That was hilarious, but the two anal mentions get my vote as the funniest lines.

Poorly Lived and Poorly Died, Poorly Buried and No One Cried

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