A Great Movie for people with no taste!

If you never go to the movies or take in a show, this one is for you! You can project all of your bad taste onto one, big, fat movie with your favorite "hot" stars that you know so well from TMZ looking really awful and singing badly. See! The cameras shoved down actor's throats! Hear! The tentative froggy Russel Crowe not sing for 3 hours! Behold! The beautiful Anne Hathaway glamorously expire in the first act! Witness! The disasterous mis-casting of a baritone in a tenor part! Enjoy! All of your bad taste in all things all at once: obnoxious camera-work, pedestrian CGI, the worst score to ever win prizes, all in dolby digital! Only in theaters!