Most disturbing scene?
For me, it was when Justin was sacrificing chickens to the sex God. Those poor chickens.
My life... is like a game of Chess.
TEAM CHESS
For me, it was when Justin was sacrificing chickens to the sex God. Those poor chickens.
My life... is like a game of Chess.
TEAM CHESS
The scene where Justin wins a date with Lady Gaga and finds out the worst way possible that Lady Gaga is really a she-male with a fat'n'throbbin' 10-inch d**k that's just itchin' to deflower the Beib's a** virginity gets my vote for the single most disturbing scene.
1,000 mini-bios and I feel like I'm just getting started
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I'm pretty shocked the admin hasn't began deleting all of these. This thread is *beep* hilarious.
shareIt was when Ray LaMontagne gets up to offer Justin his seat at the grammy awards. That just killed me. I went home dejected and sobbed till my fading whimpers were numbed by the comfort of my thumb in my mouth
shareJustin Bieber read this thread and killed himself. Kind of a sappy but happy ending.
"I was circumcised with a hacksaw but I don't complain about anything..." - lilwith
Id have to say a two way tie between the part where he attacks Miley Cyrus while she is masturbating, and procedes to rip off her dick as she is about to climax, and glue it to his forehead, and shouts "I'm a unicorn!!" and then runs around in circles shouting "I'm a unicorn" while Miley's dick blasts cum across the room,
or, the part where usher realizes what a monster he has created and dismember's Bieber with his microphone stand, before locking him in an incenerator, only to have Bieber, who is now burnt and molten, come crashing up through the floor boards and spew worms out of his mouth before forcing his head into a woodchipper. i almost threw up.
the twist that bieber, miley cyrus and ludacris are all the same person totally surpised me and kinda disturbed me too
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I'm pretty shocked nobody has mentioned the deleted scenes on the Special 4 Year Anniversary Blu-Ray.
The best was that interview about his childhood. Midway through, he suddenly starts convulsing and honking like a goose for about a minute, then proceeds to tell the woman that he is in heat and vigorously humps his chair, rips his plastic thong off when he is about to orgasm, ejaculates into a mason jar and rubs the semen all over his face.
He claims that the nutrients within each raw aborted fetus he consumes each morning are most prevalent in his sperm, which acts as a facial mask that allows him to eternally maintain the appearance of a thirteen year-old boy. In reality, he is fifty-seven!
It's a shame the whole Planned Parenthood controversy kept that from being shown in the theatrical release.