STILL BETTER then TWILIGHT. - Vampires Suck (2010) Discussion

[–] chips-19 14 years ago

You hate twilight, but then support a re make of twilight? Wow,you have no crdibility and i know youare being paid.

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
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[–] zonkiethegreat 14 years ago

Support a remake of Twilight??? This isn't a REMAKE. This is a SPOOF.

I WISH I was getting paid! LOL

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[–] Chlark 14 years ago

lol, that's not a remake, like zonkiethegreat said it's a spoof LOL

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[–] bryanross1985 14 years ago

STILL BETTER -thAn- TWILIGHT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, LEARN TO SPEEL

HELP ME!!! I need to know if I am alone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFzThGyt5vM

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[–] Danie1 11 years ago

spell

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[–] ishmu85 14 years ago

REMAKE would be more accurate. This movie isn't a SPOOF, because SPOOFS are supposed to be FUNNY.

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[–] WilliamABW 14 years ago

Wow, logic fail.

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[–] Pumpkin_Man 14 years ago

I agree with zonkiethegreat

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[–] Louis_Bacon 14 years ago

I'll watch Twilight a thousand times before I'll watch this POS again.

And I hate Twilight with all my heart. I just hate this movie a lot more than I hate Twilight.

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[–] HedonistOgre 14 years ago

I'd rather stare at a wall for 2 hours than watch either one of 'em

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[–] Louis_Bacon 14 years ago

I'd rather bang my head on a wall then watch any movie by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg...

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[–] chips-19 14 years ago

Airplane is considered a remake of "Zero Hour." "Dracula: Dead and Loving It" and the Mel Brookes Robin Hood are both adaptations of the stories they're based on. Vampires Suckis a total copy and cash in,and since it is identical, it is a remake. Spaceballs is one of the few that isnt, because it makes an original story.

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
I am the self declared Destroyer of Jokes!

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[–] blacklabelkk 12 years ago

How is this movie identical to Twilight? Are you serious?

This a spoof. It was made to make fun of Twilight whether it followed the same storyline or not. It is a COMEDY where as Twilight is serious. How you can call this a remake is beyond me.

Movies intended to be remade are remakes. I shouldn't even have to explain that. I should be common sense.

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[–] WilliamABW 14 years ago

I'd be willing that the OP has never watched any of the Twilight movies.

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[–] zonkiethegreat 14 years ago

Actually, I did watch the first two movies after watching Vampires Suck, and they were so boring, I nearly went comatose. My eyes rolled so many times I was afraid they would stay stuck that way forever.

Vampires Suck was way better, at least it was entertaining and stupid. Twilight was just BORING AND STUPID.

Luckily, I didn't have to pay to watch any of these movies.

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[–] SwimGizmo 14 years ago

I hate Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer movies, and i didnt like Twilight either...I would love to see a Spoof on Twilight with actual good writers and directors. A Twilight spoof is gold at this time of vampire hype...unfortunantly they picked the 2 most stoned retarded directors, plz Spoof Twilight correctly! Dont ruin the chance to good spoof jokes by having these guys do it.
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[–] CatelynTullyDidNothingWrong 14 years ago

Thank you, Cpt. Obvious.

What the frick ISN'T better than Twilight? Can we please stop saying over and over again how bad Twilight is when WE ALL KNOW HOW BAD IT IS?

Sheeeeee-eesh.

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[–] jaynemanfieldscar 12 years ago

lol YOU REAL MAD

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[–] gcarras 11 years ago

Then how come I have Twilight movies in my collection (Hunger Games, too.) (I am not a 10-19 year old GIRL, okay?:))

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[–] chroniacc 14 years ago

I'd disagree, but judging by how you phrased your statement (lol, wut? shouldn't be a statement), I don't think I possess the capability to disagree, since you're obviously the hear say on what's good and what's not.

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[–] diablo665 14 years ago

I think everyone who likes Twilight should be sterilised and exiled to Mars.

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[–] Gaydolf_Hitler 14 years ago

But we're supposed to be trying to make Mars habitable, they' ruin that. I say we just shoot them towards the sun.

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[–] chroniacc 14 years ago

What was that apostrophe after "they" supposed to symbolize?

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[–] Gaydolf_Hitler 14 years ago

There's supposed to be a 'd' at the end.

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[–] fluffchop 12 years ago

that's a mock up of your penis, the scale is 1:1

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[–] saighton 14 years ago

I think everyone who likes Twilight should be forced to suck the blood of the next sheep-like follower to see what being a vampire would really be about. Whilst being forced to watch 'The Lost Boys', 'Let The Right One In', 'The Addiction' and 'Near Dark' on repeat.

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[–] yeahnerd 14 years ago

@saighton

and everyone else who is actually insulting FANS of Twilight. However old you people are, act it instead of going on and on about how much you hate Twilight fans as much as you hate the films/books. Seriously. If you do not like something ignore it.

Oh and Vampires Suck is a terrible movie that shouldn't have been created because it shows no intelligence whatsoever. Movies like that are why America is brain dead.

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[–] laserdiscforlife 14 years ago

Nah, this is not better at all. I would actually rather watch the Twilight films, then read the books then watch any garbage put out by Seltzer and Friedman. At least Stephanie Meyer put hard work into Twilight and is a respectable artist, unlike the spoof duo who are not respected in the film industry.

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[–] wallacesawyer 14 years ago

OP

Still doesn't make this one good.

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