Mine is " Team Jacob, Bitch! "
At the very end, it made me lough so much!
I liked the Slurpee and Jonas Brother jokes. Can't remember how they went.. I think the biggest laugh I got on this was with the enormous cactus Bella was carrying at the beginning and the mention of Victoria being re-casted, lol.
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Jessie's right, Woody - She was wrong.
I'd have to say that the action was better for me.
I lol'd when Edward was carrying Becca through the woods on the Segway.
You have to turn Becca into a vampire, cooool?
Death becomes me.
Segway! HAHAHA, that was the best pa- oh wait, I was thinking of the rifftrax they stole that from.
Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
I am the self declared Destroyer of Jokes!
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An amusing quote is:
"I hate cold and wet things."
"So you hate slurpees??"
That's about it.
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"What no..... Jennifer and Rick got 300,000 votes from a student body of 360 students"
"You *beep* retard! You've ruined my life!"
AND
"Hi, I'm Jennifer i'm gonna hang around with you and make out we're best friends but if you touch Rick i'll gouge your eyes out"
OH AND
"ooooo, you're parked over there with those big scary bikers?"
*Bella nods expecting a lift*
"Well, see ya tomorrow!"
"Ahhhh! Purity ring!!!"
shareBest Quote EVER... "no not the douchebags from The Jersey Shore". <3
shareMy favorite joke:
"It's the Sullens...their skin is ice cold and pale, they eat human flesh, and they sleep in coffins. I think they might be Canadians."
As I mention in my latest post,
Diedrach Bader - a/k/a, Becca's father, after "testing her agnst level"[well, he HIS a cop LOL]: "You've got more angst than
"The Secret] Life of The American teenager". LOL [See "The Angst Jokes"].
plus
[from Jennifer]:"I'm gonna be your BFF but if you get in my way, I'm gonna back stab you" [after introducing herself to Becca]
[Becca, after asking who [turning out to refer to "The Sullens"]:
[thanks to another person for mentionming this so I KNOW what she
was saying at first:]
"No, not the douchebags from the Jersey Shore".
[Likewise, that other famed group pose out "Twilight"]
[that guy on the fishing dock in the gully to the vampire trio]:
"You're the Black Eyed Peas"! LOL
Jennifer on car:"Prom QUeen",[somehting, same scene on car, and humiliating Becca.] Scene apparently lifted from "Mean Girls."
[After Edward gives the vaampire descriptions, with the clothes references to Becca:]Becca: "A Jonas Brother"?:)
Becca, in recap of first scene:"How far would YOU go....no, wait. You SAW that one before".LOL
Jacob, shirtless like in the real "Twilight" series":
"My contract says I have to have my shirt off every scene."
There are some more..
When Edward and Becca are kissing in her room and he moves away and looks up and says, "OH MY GOD, THAT WAS AMAZINGGG!! I've never gone to first base before!" The way he says it has me in tears everytime!
When the wolf pack finishes their dance and the one says, "Get 'em girls!" And they run after the guy screaming like girls. HAHAHA
"They're swinging on trees. They're wankinnn!"