Billy: Whaaaaaa. Mommy, they're making a movie about Chinese people, with a white man as the hero. Whaaaaaa.
Mommy: Billyyyyy... I'm not going to yell to you while you're down in the basement!
Billy: But mommy, they're not...
Mommy: SHUTUP and come upstairs to talk.
(Billy pauses his dorky Battlefield Earth online role-playing game and trudges out of his mommy's basement, carrying Mr. Prickles, his pet Hedgehog)
Billy: Mommy, they're ste...
Mommy: Stop and listen to me. Billy, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those that can do, and those that hide in my basement all day at the age of 26, play online role-playing games and judge everyone else because they can't do anything else. Now when you were 3 and wanted to dress up as Wonder Woman for Halloween, we said it would pass. When you were 4 and wanted to dress up as Farrah Fawcett, we said it would pass. Now, you're 26 years old and you're dressed up as Pamela Anderson. What have you got to say for yourself?
Billy: Mommy... they're stereotyping little Chinese girls.
Moral of the story? STFU and play your damn video games!
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