Dictator Aladeen changes most of the Wadiyan dictionary words to 'Aladeen', including the words 'Positive' and 'Negative' causing mass confusion.
Doctor: Do you want Aladeen news or Aladeen news?
Patient: Aladeen news
Doctor: You are HIV Aladeen
And the patient's expressions are priceless. I literally died laughing.
I was surprised how good this film was. Very funny. My favourite line (surprised no one's mentioned it already):
"Give a man a vaga-ina and he will schpick for a day, teach a man to use his hand as a vaga-ina and he will schpick for a lifetime".
When I've read the title of your post, I thought about this scene!
Made the movie for me even if I laughted a couple of time.
Can't believe no one mentioned Bobby Lee's character frequently referencing paying celebrities to humiliate themselves sexually for him so he can have his power trip. The description of him and Harvey Keitel by the newscaster mistaking it for eating a hot dog with too much mustard...priceless.
But I think it's a toss-up between the part with him talking to the dead guy and telling him he's going to send some chocolate-covered almonds, then dropping one into his head, and ordering him executed for not responding; or, where he's got to lose some weight while ziplining and he has to let go of his bowels, and exclaims, "it's POINTY!"
Supreme Grocer.
And the helicopter scene.
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
The scene where he was told to take out the trash floored me i dont even know why.
shareThe montage of him doing work in the shop was good, but favorite is after he alienated the girl, then realize he must get back on her good side to gain entry to the hotel. He then wants to act like a perfect gentleman to woo her, goes to the roof of the building, the PLOWS right through her nice garden to give the apology.
shareThe next episode in Arabic.
shareWhen the baby is born in the shop, he says to the father, "Oh it's a girl, I'm so sorry... Where is the trash can?"
Hahaha, classic.