2013: The Mayans! They Forgot to Carry the Two
Two Days After Tomorrow: Three Days from Today
The Godfather Pt 4: Just When You Thought You Were Out, You Found Out You Weren't.
What have I missed?
Saw vIII
Fight club 2: narrator in prison
Ei8ht
Naya Rivera is hot!
Was D-Vinyard
Titanic 3
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this time set in 2112... sci-fi stupidity
Zardoz II
They really don't even need a movie for that, the audience could just start retching now.
Trancers 7: Jack Deth is one old SOB these days
Highlander III: And then there was one
Towering Inferno II: You just thought they put it out
The Passion of the Christ 2: Who's Next on the Cross?
Noah's Ark 2: The GreatER Flood
A Christmas Carol Too: Tiny Tim's Revenge
Another Ten Commandments!
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2: WHO'S NEXT ON THE CROSS? made me laugh!
Triassic Park (Obvious)
Battle of the Planets (War of the Worlds)
Beta and Delta (Alpha and Omega)
kerhS (Shrek)
The Taking of Pelham 123 2: Taking it again
Home Alone 5: Lets make a movie worse than Home Alone 4!
Planet of the Apes 6: Bananas!
I have El Sonoma del Torra de Fiero Syndrome. Be happy you don't. Trust me.
Liked some of those names!! "Triassic Park" looks like a title just waiting for Asylum to make a movie from! It would obviously make them a lot of Z-grade cash. I'm sure they could get C.Thomas Howell or Adam Baldwin to play a hotshot dino-expert and maybe Rae Dawn Chong as the love interest! Tonnes of crappy CGI dinosaurs too!
They would get sued if they used the Planet of the Apes title, so they'd have to call it something like Galaxy of the Apes or Planet of the Gorillas or some crap like that!
Adam Baldwin has already played the part of a Marine biologist. In Gargantua with Emile Hirsch.
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0156554/
If you try & imagine a terrible/cheesey film. Someone has already made it/is making it.
(In trying to find out the name of that film, I also found out he did a voice in Invader Zim. He may well be my new favourite Baldwin.)
I remember seeing Gargantua on TV. I can remember getting really excited because it was released just prior to Godzilla (the would-be "event" film of 1998) hitting the theatres. They did their best to make it look like the big-screen film, even using the same bright green lettering on the video box.
I have a soft spot for Adam Baldwin. He was my childhood hero after I saw him in the vastly underrated "My Bodyguard".
Everyone should have a soft spot for Adam Baldwin. I watched the Bodyguard fairly shortly after posting due to remembering I had got it & not re-watched it.
Ace film.
The idea of anyone copying that Godzilla seems insane now, I think I would rather have paid money to see Gargantua in a cinema than Godzilla (Which I did). But then I will always prefer low budget & or trash films (Those two things don't have to be the same).
(Otherwise why would I be in this thread...)
Vatican Wars: A New Pope.
National Lampoons Landfill Vacation.
+++ Jason http://www.youtube.com/user/HaligonianType1
Asylum Hill.
The spirits of every victim Global Asylum has tricked into buying their fake sequels comes back to haunt their corporate headquarters, stalking each executive, one by one, murdering them in the most demeaning and humiliating manner, until they finally find David trying to escape through a bathroom window.
Meanwhile, the entire incident is being video taped and broadcast live to TV stations across the country. Everyone thinks it’s just another fake movie "tie-in", and watches without doing anything about the murders taking place right in front of their eyes.
Finally, they catch David, gag him with his own dirty money, and flush him down the toilet, except even the toilet doesn’t want him, and spits him back out. In his final haste to escape, he impales himself on a stack of his own fake DVD’s and dies from rectal toxic shock syndrome.
The audience bursts into laughter and applause.
They release the DVD through RedBox where it fails miserably and winds up collecting dust on the shelf of a Salvation Army thrift store.
The IMDb website gets a total of 5 reviews, all of them written by Trolls pretending to be Directors.
THE END
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shareE.T. 2 : Phone Home, Part Deux
The Happening 2 : It Happens Again
The Goonies 2 : One Eyed Willie's Revenge
The Passion Of The Christ II : Easter Sunday
Terminator 5 : Recycling Of The Machines - Of course this is in production, but what will it be titled?
Citizen Abel
"What are these fu@kin' iguanas doing on my coffee table?"
Majority Report
The Post-graduate (Benjamin's still worried about his future)
Solomon Kane 2: Solomon's cane
Journey to the centre of the centre of the earth
Maga Shark vs Megadeth
Before the butterfly comes...The Caterpillar Effect
The Jogging Man (he ain't running no more)
The Terminator-Cop
The taking of Phlegm 123
Multiply City (starring Val Kilmer)
Walk Hard 2: Walk Harder
Paranormal Nativity
28 Years Later
Phoenix Online University Confidential
Farton Stink (Barton Fink)
Before the Devil knows you've seen this movie
President Evil
How to Train Pete's Dragon
RoboFlop (an angry moviegoer opens fire on the Asylum production team, but they're all brought back as humanoid-robots to make even worse movies)
Se7en Pounds in Tibet
Cherlock Homes (He's Mexican)
Spies Similar to Ourselves
The Bi-Polar Express
Zack and Miri Make an Asylum Movie
I hate how you can't tell people's signatures from the rest of their posts
Dude, Where's My Yacht?
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