I wonder if you put Jake's two sons in a lineup, if anyone would be able to even remember their names much less how to differentiate the two apart. I certainly couldn't. That was part of the problem. These new characters don't stick in the memory at all.
I made a video review of it here if anyone is interested. It's much appreciated, and so would feedback too if you have any. I know the vid quality isn't good. Will be working on that this week. https://youtu.be/1b7M-hlAr_M
I loathed those kids. Generally I loathe brats but having to put up with 4 for 3 straight hours makes your head vomit!
The Original Avatar was a surprise cinema visit. It was OK. Not justified the media hype that followed soon after.
I wanted to watch the Sequel as it was that long worked on for anticipation fuzz and I liked the idea of a Water World and how great it would look like... allegedly by propaganda.
Usually I don't spoil myself movies. I had no idea it was mainly about Jake's bunch of puberty kids. Worse than a kid is a kid interacting with kids in their retarded Teletubby language. "Bro...!" I was about to smack 'em dead in telepathy! I was really happy when one died! Hope he stays dead! But I highly doubt that I will watch any further Avatar sequels. Movie didn't progress much at all besides the introduction of another 'race' of Na'vi. (Well and those Trash Kids noone needed... just like our Trash Millenials!)
Movie started and got advertised by James Cameron even years ago with Quarritch Resurrection as Second Effort to invade huge parts of Pandora but turned out it was merely only Personal Revenge plus a new robbery-focus on 1 (?) whaling ship that no Na'vi ever noticed before?! Those whales have that close bond with the Na'vi and not telling them their unnatural violent threat, rather isolating their own calb who just lost his mother for trying to desperately fight back that foreign enemy in group power? We later see what 1 adult whale by his body size could do. Imagine 20-30! Whales also know how to create waves/rough sea in group dynamic! Making zero sense!
Back to humans showing the progressed colony (setting up new buildings and technical progress) under now even a General instead of 'just' a Colonel as highest present Authority. So why were the Tree Na'vi so surprised when they spotted new Starships landings as if they hadn't seen in 12 yrs? It must have been constant exchange back and forth in all those years. Surely increasing over the years. It would have been just easy to portray that one huge arrival with the General along with the Colonel and a few thousands more after many years of absense.But no. Quarritch was truly only out getting Jake and not gaining land. Na'vi defended before Jake their territory. I have had always the biggest issue with this wimp being the Hero Leader. Turning utter ridiculous. Jake just cowardly running away - while doing so - only buying human invaders more and more time arriving in legions... after everything that happened in Avatar 1?!?? Ridiculous! In the beginning I was hoping for a better plot or at very least way better dialogue. Sure sealed in stone it would be the same lame conquest-story outcome. Good ppl win over the bad ppl.
The best part of the movie was the Friendship of the Sea Na'vi with the Sea Animals. The whaling scenes was the only worthy powerful sub-plot and it was almost unbearable to watch the EXTEEEEENDED hunting scene. But I do hope it fits it purpose for the dumb common audience to re-sonsider treating animals way better. Esp obese eating 'choices' and what hell we have created for farm animals switching from 95-5% vegetarian-meat omni-diet 180 around!
The rest of the storyline is basically like Avatar with endless fight scenes! (How many times were all those friggin kids captured and how badly protected by a hundred soldiers on deck for just easily untieing them over and over again - even by other young kids?) Traumatically overdone it just pisses you off. THAT entire movie could have been told in 45 minutes, still focusing 30 mins on Waterworld Introduction. Everyone who claims they loved anything but the blue-green water scenery is lying to themselves and all around. For planning 6 or 8 movies while producing 10 years THIS.. TRASH (there - I said it!) ... this hopefully will backfire BADLY!
Back to the kids. I quickly figured out that the main plot son is wearing a tooth around his neck. And that Sigorney Weaver Kid was the one Tree Na'vi clearly recognizeable by hair/face/- looks plus constant behaviour. But up to 8/10 of the movie I couldn't get her name (all their names actually!). Sometimes she was called Kiddy, then Kirby, then whatever.... while now reading online it was intended to be Kiri! Really?!??
I did mix up oldest son with Jake and vice versa in a few scenes thou. It didn't even matter. Didn't really like anyone from the bunch but Neytiri.
If using fantasy names make them memorable. It was no problem with Neytiri. They should have used variations of 'Ney-' and then smth. Easy spelling. Easy recognizing. Ney-Ray would have worked - without or with a subtle 2 second mentioning that Jake's father/brother was named Ray.
Which adult wants to see mobbing teenagers to that dragged extend?! I knew smth like a shark would be appearing seconds before that sharkie thingie appeared. The Sea Clan I liked overall better than the Tree Clan. What's next? Fire Clan... Earth Clan.... Cloud Clan??? (Warrior Cats... anyone)?!??
But Sea-Kids were even worse! Ridiculous compared to such spiritual lifestyle! Should have at least man'ed up in private to their Chief Clan Dad when Tooth Kid took the sole blame almost being eaten by a shark. Made no sense either if they can tame and submit dangerous animals like dragons. First I thought their Sea-Rides were the equivalent of sharks. Well.
CHILD MADNESS DISEASE... I will never get how most people choose own worst LIFE-destroying Googoo-Dadaaah bullshit without being held a gun to their forehead! 7 billion overpopulation, animal extinction, endless wars and ultimately invading other planets. Hopefully Trash Millenials will at very least seek out some inspiration watching those god-awful brats in the merciless mirror to practise safest sex possible! Well PLUS THE 'human' HUNTING CRUELTY / Animal Torture aspect! Other than that a waste of Hollyweird Budget!
P.S.: Spider was visually the best looking character. To bad his character was full trash as well!!! Lil Pisser! Whenever a scene came up with him I always automatically thought Who the hell would even be his Mother? Colonel doesn't look like a affair guy. Women on Pandora in early days?
Watch they will make Kiddy, Kirby whatever also his biological sperm daughter as the big reveal in upcoming Avatar 6-8! There I said it in January 2023! Predictable shit! This will develop worse than Terminator. But it'll be done as dumb General Audience pays for everything propaganda instructs them.
I'm def out of Avatar! Only paid for Avatar 1 and def not for any more! I paid for Puss in Boots 2 actually yesterday. Avatar 2 was the bonus afterwards. Go support Puss in Boots 2. A worthy sequel.