If I Owned the Earth


I wouldn't be cleaning toilets.

She could easily have said some mess like "There was some sort of attack on the clinic, I got a little hurt, I got a settlement out of it"

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It does show she's humble... as much as I thought the movie was a hot mess, I'd like to see a sequel.

Also, no one on earth knows she owns it... not even her family who remember nothing of their abduction time only her new BF who is basically like Beauty and the Beast's Vincent, can only take him out during halloween

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She's not any richer than she was before her adventure so to who should she say that? The only way to profit from owning Earth is to harvest its population and she is not willing to do that so she's as poor as she always was.

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If I owned the world, the first thing I would do is put Donald Trump in rocket ship and send him the Andromeda galaxy.

Life is s banquet and most people are starving to death!

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But the Andromeda galaxy is where the Asgard live. They are already dealing with the replicators, why force Trump on them also?

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Trump would make Andromeda Great Again....

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And Andromeda immediately come back to earth to go up the entire planet.

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

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I'd pack you in with every Democrap politician, Hollywood liberal, media elite, and globalist into a rocket ship and send you all into the sun with no return ticket. You're not even worth being turned into Regenex, because the batch would be tainted with stupidity and evil.

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Totally!

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