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What should Farrah have really named her shop?

posted 8 years ago by JayfromtheBay
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I'll get us started with a few options:

The Fudge Factory
Bad Plastic Surgery
Skank Garden
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Butt Pirates

[–] TheCheetahPeach 8 years ago

I'm surprised she hasn't named one of her businesses farrCo or Farrah Inc.

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

[–] TheCheetahPeach 8 years ago

Idaho

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

[–] guyhere 8 years ago

SHUT UP MOM!

[–] TheCheetahPeach 8 years ago

MICHAELLLL!!!!

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

[–] guyhere 8 years ago

Ice Queen's Ice Cream

[–] Katiedidd 8 years ago

Ho-Gurts R Us
Ice Creamed On
Silicone Valley
K Dash Wannabe
The FroYo & Porn Hub
FroYo-u Porn

The following are inspired by real frozen yogurt chains, much like the previous two are inspired by porn companies:

Skankberry
Yogen Jizz
Bitchin' Früz
FCBY ---Farrah's Crazy Bitch Yogurt

[–] Katiedidd 8 years ago

Woof, I just realize how filthy I got, lol. Hope I didn't ruin the real companies I spoofed on if any are a fan of them. 

[–] MinaGodiva 8 years ago

DUMB TWISTED MOTHER*beeper*
NOT A PORNO, IT'S FROYO

Dear Warden. You were right. Salvation lies within.

[–] JayfromtheBay 8 years ago

LOL

Great balls of fire!...*hiccup*...It's Rhett!

[–] MadameRoyale 8 years ago

She should've just saved everyone the trouble and named it "Closed Within 18 Months"

[–] irishm 8 years ago

"Closed Within 18 Months"

Now that's what I call thinking ahead. She'd only have to buy one sign.

[–] IDream_ofJoaquin 8 years ago

Michael