The kids...
Maybe I'm not exactly a "kids" person, but I thought the kids were the worst bit in the movie. I was surprised there wasn't a thread made already, but maybe I'm lone in this?
If I were Sandler's character, I would not be able to stand these kids and would probably be some sort of a deal breaker in order for me to end up with Aniston's character. They were just so rude, scheming and most disrespectful kids, which I know was on purpose for the "funny" aspect, but in real life I don't see how anyone could love these children. Pity them because they don't have a father, yes, but it's not hard to see why they don't.
"STAMOS!"
"Spell... 'Banana.'"
"I'm afraid I just blue myself."