Worst movie ever
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This has to be the biggest crock of *beep* ever made
90mins of your life you can't get back
Avoid
I'm away to top myself
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Anyone who rates this pile of *beep* as movie higher than a one is a complete fraud
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If you think that this is the worst movie ever, you need to go out and watch more movies.
shareSettle down bud. A one? Really? If you would have said 3-4, I could have taken you seriously. By giving your rating, it shows that you'd be an unreliable source to ask whether a film is good or bad.
shareWho cares what you think .Jobsworth
The movie is turgid garbage .
If you go see it after reading this .You.were warned
"Who cares what you think"
So let's see..Sherlock, your the one who created this thread stating your opinion. Did u not think people would reply to you with their opinion? What's the sense in making the thread? That's how message boards work. Also, I did see the film and would rate it 4-5. Not the best film ever but better than a 1.
Better than the countless lame ass superhero movies :)
shareI have never watched The Blair Witch Project until just recently and I decided to compile my super honest thoughts into a review.
I Finally Watched THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GUi-zTUQkU
Your thoughts? Do you agree or disagree? If you disagree please tell me why.
I look forward to hearing your thoughts.
I thought it was f?ckin tremendous entertainment, whatever's wrong with me...
My pots were gone for the last twenty minutes.
Seriously WHY would you continue to scream out in the woods if you were scared for your life? Even if you were desperate to find your friends, wouldn't self preservation kick in and stop you from screaming and drawing more attention to yourself??
Half the movie is them screaming eachothers names and the other half of them breathing heavily into the camera.
The one thing Blair Witch had going for it seeing as the scenes in the woods were not scary at all was the further exploration of the creepy house. Unfortunately, the exploration was wasted.
Not the worst movie ever but pretty bad!!
Thing about screaming is if you're actually terrified, you can't. Your diaphragm contracts, your throat closed and best you can muster is a low wail/shriek. It's not a very sexy, cinematic sound.
Even though it's a bad movie, the scene in the Evil Dead remake where the nerdy, long-haired guy gets attacked in the bathroom and beats the girls head in is a decent approximation. Not exactly but a lot closer than the conventional scream queen stuff.
Every time they started shouting someone else's name, I got closer to giving up on this movie.
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