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100 Things I learned from watching The Host


1. When you realize that a helicopter in front of you is bulletproof - keep firing your weapon anyway - it just wouldn't make sense to save the ammo for when you stop for the seekers.


2. When stopping for seekers who pose absolutely no physical threat whatsoever, drive head first into a wall instead waiting for nearby (armed) friends to help.

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101. Whenever two young people kiss passionately, it will start to rain.

102. Kiss your girl like you want to get slapped.

103. This film is highly educational since viewers have already learned more than 100 things from it.

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104. When non-violent force doesn't work, pick up a gun and start blowing some brains out.
105. When you violate your society's rules against violence, you can keep the gun, and keep using it freely.
106. Souls can live for 3 generations in a silver serving set but would rather slum it up in a human body on Earth for the same amount of time.
107. In the perfect society of the future, GAS AUTO STILL RULE.

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108. Caves in the American Southwest are apparently made of stucco.


"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me."

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109. Chrome plated Lotus Evora are the car of choice for aliens

110. Alien groceries have copied the old yellow and black "No Frills" label.

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Your #2 is really bad. I have to wonder if you even watched the movie.

The aliens were a physical threat as they had incapacitating technology. After that, they would implant a soul which would effectively kill the captured human.

These "what I learned" threads are supposed to be for funny things in the movie - not to list out problems with scenes that you didn't understand.

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109: Aliens have a database with all the rock formations on Earth on it, so when a perfect drawing of the top of some rocks is produced, they can easily find its location.

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77. Frontal lobotomies now come in DVD form.

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