All The Sequels Did Happen...
...in another universe.
If there are infinite universes, then in one of those universes the sequels happened. In the universe that "Halloween 2018" is set in, the sequels did not happen.
...in another universe.
If there are infinite universes, then in one of those universes the sequels happened. In the universe that "Halloween 2018" is set in, the sequels did not happen.
In Halloween X, (The space sequel,) the people of Earth contract CERN to destroy Michael Meyers. They attempt to do so by inserting him into the Large Haddonfield Collider. But instead of fissioning him into oblivion, it rips him into a black hole, out of which all of the parallel Halloween universes emerge at the same time. Now MechaStrode must do combat with infinity Michael Meyerses and conflicting plot contrivances in the ultimate showdown.
shareBy the third act all of the Michael Meyerses have combined to form MegaMichael, who is now stabbing shit with the Burj Al Arab Jumeirah. Out of options, the government calls on Ben Shapiro, who quickly destroys MegaMichael using facts and logic.
shareScrew Ben Shillpiro. Get MechaStreisand on that sumbitch.
shareMaybe in another universe someone rolled a pair of dice and trap Michael in alternate dimension where he spends the next ten years roughing it in the jungle.
shareThere's also an alternate universe where audiences are more intelligent, Halloween 3 was well received, and they were able to turn Halloween into a much better anthology series instead of shitting out Michael Myers movies for 40 years.
share^Luckily that universe is reserved for certain (nut)cases. It goes without saying that u belong there.
But anyway, mind-bending stuff. 😏 In all fairness, in other universes the sequels were nonexistent in later sequels. Know what I mean? Wait, that sounds like a familiar universe!
And yes it is happening again... only this time it’s for the better.