Funniest Kristen Wiig Line

"I mean he might not even be Asian..."

Not the best, but still funny.

"...I have an announcement too. There is a Colonial woman on the wing. There's a woman on the wing. I saw her, THERE IS SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT TELLING US!!!"

"CAROL!...GET YOUR SH!T TOGETHER, CAROL!!"

"Something's gonna happen to you. I don't know what it is, but so-something's gonna happen...to your body..."

Everything she said on the plane scene. "You're a flight attendant." Especially when she's all drugged up and signs "I wanna go down to the river with my bestest friends."

And this isn't her funniest line, but I cracked up REALLY hard when she was in the bed with the guy she was sleeping with, and made up the name George Glass because he took a sip of water lmfao. And when he was rubbing her boobs and was like "Can George Glass do this to you?" and she was like "Probably..."

At the shower... when she snapped and said " ARE YOU F++KING KIDDING ME?"



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