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This is not Baywatch


They turned Baywatch into an action movie with juvenile comedy? Baywatch was all about gratuituous T&A! From looking at the Trailer, there isn't enough gratuituous T&A in this movie! We don't want to see Rock topless. We want to see the girls showing cleavage!

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Who is this "we" you are talking of?
Baywatch aired during my teenage years and honestly besides the intro it was absolutely crap.
This looks like a fun movie, not a great one, but hardly any Rock movie ever is.
And the girls are way hotter

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The girls are bound to be way hotter the originals are in there nineties now.

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Daddario may be hot, but nobody is as hot as Pamela Anderson was in the '90s!

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You're not really good at arithmetic, are you?

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Pam Anderson is in the movie for like a second but there's no question if you could see her naked you would take that chance still.

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action movie with juvenile comedy



An action comedy?? it's dumb American schlock for the lowest common denominator with the Baywatch name stamped all over its obese sorority chick body.

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This is going for an r rating so theres a chance they'll actually show boobs

You must die in order to live.

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Be still my beating heart.

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I agree, that is what I thought too after watching the trailer.

Baywatch had serious elements ...

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If I had to guess there will just be curse words and prob some male nudity.Hollywood loves to troll us nowadays with lena dunham being the only woman naked on hbo these days. It would not surprise me for her to show up be the naked girl in this movie.

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Don't worry. I heard the trailers are just the tip. ;)

Whatever you are, be a good one.

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Baywatch is not a comedy.

Unintentional maybe.

But Baywatch was always a drama.

I genuinely do not see how this new version is gonna work.

But fingers crossed for some gratuitous male nudity.

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I agree. The incredibly realistic interpretation of how life is as a lifeguard on the West Coast and the incredible stress of having to sit in the tower and stare at young nubile women for sometimes up to 40 hours a week is now being depicted as a COMEDY! This is blasphemous! Have you ever had to give mouth to mouth to a young girl that has to work as a stripper at night while she tries to get her big break in acting and her huge breasts are getting in the way of trying to resusictate her or however you spell that? Well I have, on a daily basis and let me tell you it is not fun.

OK to be honest. I have not. And it probably would be a ton of fun. I was lying.

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So the only real nudity or sexuality was some guy's dong?!

Wow...

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My thoughts exactly, no wonder it flopped!

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