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The glaring problems with "Lady in Waiting" (1971)


Why is there no trace of blood on the floor where the murderess' brother falls on the floor? After all, she shot him three times. And why is there no line of blood leading to where the body is dragged, keeping in mind that she had zero time to clean anything up?

Also, since when are American detectives allowed to freely march into a citizen's abode in the middle of the night and confront a suspect in her bedroom? Officers must knock before entering a home, declare their presence, and wait for the inhabitant to come to the door. This is called the "knock-and-announce" rule. The reason for this rule is to allow people a chance to respond so that violence can be avoided and privacy ensured, otherwise police can waltz right into any abode and watch individuals having sex, bathing or going to the bathroom.

And doesn't Columbo take a great risk at the climax? After all, this woman has proven that she's a little sociopathic (to put it nicely) and more than willing to murder someone in cold blood. Yes, he takes a similar risk in "Columbo Goes to the Guillotine" (1989), but he was much older then and confident of his conclusions on the suspect's character based on decades of experience.

Don't get me wrong, "Lady in Waiting" is an entertaining episode -- Susan Clark is gorgeous and Leslie Nielsen is notable in a serious role -- but there are too many blatant plot issues.

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Yah, Columbo (which I love) is hardly a realistic portrayal of police work. It's not uncommon for Columbo to do something that a defense attorney could just rip to shreds.

I do like the episode. Here's a review that may answer a few questions (or maybe not). https://columbophile.com/2016/03/20/columbo-episode-review-lady-in-waiting/

This is the most active Columbo board I know of http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/ click on fan forum

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Thanks. I posted those three hitches with this episode on that Columbophile board over a year ago (in the comments section) and no one has answered yet. I'm not so much concerned about the last one -- Columbo's risk at the climax, since he takes similar risks in a few other installments -- I'm mainly concerned about how the murderess was able to shoot her brother three times and drag his body to the back door without a trace of blood on the carpet for the detectives to plainly see. Why Sure!

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I re-watched the sequence. She drags her brother's body from the middle of her bedroom to the french doors of her bedroom--a very short distance. Because of the short distance, plus there is so much going on and the alarm is blaring, it's something that never occurred to me--no blood trail. TV shows of that era and before are pretty bloodless. Not completely bloodless, but fairly bloodless.

It's a fairly complicated sequence--her imagining what will happen in a dream-like sequence, then that is shattered when her brother unexpectedly has a spare key, ruining her plan. But the lack of blood is a clear error.

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You are right about the bloodless thing. If you go back to the film noirs of the 1950s you would see people shot multiple times and there would be little or no blood. The same with westerns.

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It's a glaring plot hole that could've easily been fixed by a throw rug for the entrance to the murderess' bedroom. When her brother falls dead, she simply drags the rug to the French doors and pushes the body off; then she throws the rug into a nearby closet (after the cops leave she could then better dispose of it).

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she did drag him a few feet while he was face down. there should have been some blood on the carpet.

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I don't recall this episode. Is it possible you are misremembering regarding a "court of inquiry". The US does not have courts of inquiry (the military does.)

If she had gone to trial then she is legally not guilty. She cannot be tried for the same crime. If she is suspected of another crime she can certainly be investigated for that.

If the DA brought her before a grand jury to obtain an indictment that failed that only means they would have difficulty bringing her to trial. She could still be investigated.

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It was some kind of inquest jury wherein she was found innocent. I don't remember the legal technicalities beyond that.

But your explanation reveals why Columbo would continue to question her in his investigation. Thanks.

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Possibly a coroner's inquest. In that case it would be difficult for him to investigate if the verdict is that there was no murder (rather than finding her innocent.). But it could be done.

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I edited this criticism from my original post since it's obviously not legit; appreciate the explanation.

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No problem.

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Re: No trace of blood.

Yeah there's very little blood in Columbo, just a few drops here and there. I'm thinking of that while watching OZARK. Almost every murder results in huge pools of blood !

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How many posts do you need to start about the same topic? If no one replies, you just create a new one until someone does? Come on, that's just stupid.

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I originally posted this topic on the thread for the "Lady in Waiting" segment, but since the episode threads don't draw much attention, I also posted an edited version here since the Columbo board gets more traffic. So on the entire MovieChat site I posted this topic a whopping two times. How exactly is that stupid?

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"Why is there no trace of blood on the floor where the murderess' brother falls on the floor?"

Bullet wounds don't necessarily result in a lot of external bleeding, especially ones made by a snub-nose .38 Special revolver loaded with typical/standard 158-grain round-nose lead bullets, which are traveling at less than 700 feet per second from a 2" barrel, and they don't expand, since they're just relatively slow-moving pieces of solid lead. It's powerful enough to be deadly if it hits a vital organ or a major artery, but it doesn't exactly leave a gaping hole in someone. Whatever external bleeding there was could have been absorbed by his clothes. If a blood spot on his clothes touched the carpet it may have transferred trace amounts of blood to the carpet that would be detectable with e.g., luminol, but the investigators obviously didn't go to that extent.

"And why is there no line of blood leading to where the body is dragged"

He was shot in the torso and she keeps his torso lifted off the floor the whole time she's dragging him. Keep in mind that bullet wounds don't necessarily bleed profusely. If you want some evidence of this, read this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hunting/comments/180i833/any_ideas_on_why_there_was_no_blood_trail_here/

That deer was shot with a .308 Winchester, which is a rifle round that is drastically more powerful than a .38 Special fired from a 2" barrel (about 2,650 foot pounds of muzzle energy vs. about 150 foot pounds of muzzle energy). Plus there are other people with similar accounts in the comments.

"Also, since when are American detectives allowed to freely march into a citizen's abode in the middle of the night and confront a suspect in her bedroom?"

Columbo didn't do that. She invited him in. She specifically said, "Come on Lieutenant, come in and have a drink." Before she said that he hadn't yet entered. He, or maybe another police officer who was at the scene with him, had only made sounds outside her French doors.

"And doesn't Columbo take a great risk at the climax?"

Columbo takes lots of great risks throughout the series; it's part of his character. The fact that he's always completely unarmed even though his job is dealing with murder suspects on a regular basis, usually alone (no backup), and often in non-public places (such as the murder suspect's home or business), is a great risk in and of itself, and it happens in most, if not all, of the episodes.

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He was shot in the torso and she keeps his torso lifted off the floor the whole time she's dragging him. Keep in mind that bullet wounds don't necessarily bleed profusely. If you want some evidence of this, read this thread:


She shot him three times though, at close range. I'm pretty sure there'd be a little blood (to put it mildly), including a line of blood leading to where the body is dragged, keeping in mind that she had zero time to clean anything up. I've seen enough real-life detective shows to know that there's a lot of blood spilled in these types of cases. Most of the time, the murderer cleans up the blood (assuming s/he has the time to do so), but Luminol reveals all.

In any case, I'll keep in mind your other points the next time I watch it. They'll help me suspend disbelief.

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"She shot him three times though, at close range. I'm pretty sure there'd be a little blood (to put it mildly), including a line of blood leading to where the body is dragged, keeping in mind that she had zero time to clean anything up."

I guess you didn't read that thread. If deer can be shot with high-powered rifles and not leave a blood trail then people can too, especially when it's only a .38 Special from a 2" barrel. Close range doesn't matter. At 500 yards (which is a far greater range than most deer are shot at) a typical .308 Winchester bullet still about 1,000 foot pounds of energy, which is about what a .44 Magnum from a 6" barrel (e.g., Dirty Harry's gun) has at the muzzle (point-blank range), and almost seven times the energy as a .38 Special from a 2" barrel has at the muzzle.

Gunshot wounds can result in profuse bleeding, but not always, and the less energy and expansion a bullet has, the less likely it is. Those bullets wouldn't have expanded. In all likelihood they were round-nose lead anyway, but even if they'd been hollow-points, they wouldn't have expanded at such a low velocity (less than 700 feet per second), especially considering the primitive early '70s hollow-point bullet designs. Not even the best hollow-point bullet designs today will reliably expand at such a low velocity, which is about the same as the velocity from the BB gun I had as a kid (Crosman 760 Pumpmaster, 670 feet per second with 10 pumps).

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