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THIS TRAVESTY IS GOING TO BE SHIT.

posted 4 years ago by Heisenberg (6730)
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Raiders of the lost ark is my favorite movie.
It is the greatest action adventure ever.
Indy's trilogy is one of the best series ever.
They SHOULD HAVE continued that in the nineties, but they ALL snubbed it.

Kingdom of the crystall turd is a too little too late insult to the series and to the character.
It is a mistake, a malformed bastard that should have been aborted. It tarnished Indy beyond any limits.
Instead of biting the bullet and stopping at that debacle, understanding they messed up by stopping in the 80s and it's way too late now, they decided to DOUBLE DOWN ON SHIT.

Instead of Shia, the flavor of the month this time is Fleabag.
Look into the camera and say it with me: What - The - Fuck.
Unless this time Indy is gonna be an anal raider, this desperate cry of a casting is like your grandma replacing her walker with a hoverboard to be hip with the millennial kid next door.

Grandma, save what is left of Indy's dignity and good memories, stop this travesty right now.
It is going to be shit.

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

Now even Mads has joined this turd:-(

[–] JoWilli (21649) 4 years ago

they prob put a few million in his bank account...

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

So much for integrity...
how much was Shia or Blanchett paid for Crystal Turd? Was that cash worth it?
They are all rich enough, there are good roles and bad roles.
Why ruin your carrer with a bad one?

[–] Freword (339) 4 years ago

Not likey

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

Also not likely is to improve your filmography with crap like this. Shia is still regretting it.

[–] furiousstyles (4392) 4 years ago

Not a single shot filmed and you write this dumb ass post

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

Yes, hence "is going to" be shit.

Hey moron, eat my shit. Not a single spoonful of it, but would you suspect its taste or will you still go ahead, curious of what it might taste like?

[–] furiousstyles (4392) 4 years ago

Explain to me how the fudge this film is going to be shit , when its in pre Production?

Perhaps instead acting like a petulant child, wait for the film to be released, watch it, then form an opinion , that's if your mongoloid brain can form an opinion, my guess it cant considering you offered me to eat your shit.

Seldom has any one travelled to areas of previously uncharted cunt, you are slap bang in the middle of it.

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

I was Just making a parallel between this shit and mine.
At this point it is clear that you are too stupid to understand that you should not taste shit.
So I turn my hypothetical offer into a real one. Just tell me where you want it delivered.
You might be able to realize something everyone else knows already.

[–] furiousstyles (4392) 4 years ago

This so called shit doesn't exist yet, the shit up that pipe of yours does, so there is no parallel you diseased rhinoceros pizzle

[–] Kowalski (79156) 4 years ago

CRYSTAL SKULL IS A GOOD FLICK.

[–] darkpast (9030) 2 years ago

🙄

[–] pjl69 (2647) 4 years ago

I think its going to bomb hard. Audience already know that Disney's Lucasfilm productions are bland shit (based on experience from Star Wars movies) and previous Crystal Skull wasn't any good, so they stay away. And old Harrison Ford isn't exactly any box office draw anymore. The only thing that could bump up the box office numbers is that if it was the first movie to show in theaters after the corona pandemia, but I don't think its going to happen.

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

Bombing hard would be good.
Maybe Hollywood will learn the lesson once and for all.
They already ruined Indiana Jones with that stupid series and they finished it off with crystal turd, so if this granpa Jones bombs it's not gonna be a disaster for Indy. But it might make evident that old properties and classics should not be messed up with.

But other than its box office returns, my problem is how it's gonna be shit as a movie, and how it's gonna tarnish Indy's character even more than crystal turd.

I have to say, in 1990 I would have never imagined that what was then the greatest movie character since 007 was gonna end up like this.

[–] bozo_500 (13397) 4 years ago

what if it ends up being good tho?.. like Crusade good

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

In that impossible case, I will eat my own shit.
And you know why I would do that?
Because that too might end up being good.

[–] bozo_500 (13397) 4 years ago

bon appétit💩

[–] Galactus03 (4406) 4 years ago

STFU...

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 4 years ago

You stfu, you blind imbecile.

[–] Galactus03 (4406) 4 years ago

STFU...

[–] bozo_500 (13397) 4 years ago

sounds like bruhn.. maybe its the son of bruhn ? bruhn jnr