i lasted 23 minutes.... - Crimes of the Future (2022) Discussion

[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

Is it really that bad?? That sucks. This poor movie's not getting any love. I'm gonna give it a try right now.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

it didn't draw me in.

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

I almost stopped at the 5-minute mark when she was doing her thing with the pillow. But I persevered. Then I almost stopped at the half hour mark because it's just so fucking ugly and weird. But because it was Cronenberg I felt I had to push through to the end. What a waste of 2 hours. I'm surprised the reviews aren't even worse than what they already are to tell you the truth.

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[–] Kowalski (75523) 2 years ago

I JUST CHECKED OUT SOME TRAILERS AND REVIEWS BASED ON YOUR VIEWING...WHAT THE FUCK?...THAT LOOK'S FUCKING BIZARRE.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

I bet you would like it. It's weird, but good.

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[–] legnadibrom (6214) 2 years ago

you've seen a cronenberg movie before....right?

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

https://c.tenor.com/HKE6821RGFYAAAAC/chapelle-dave-chappelle.gif

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

Well, I liked it.

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

What the fuck did I just watch?! I'm speechless really. Weird man. Weird.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

it had something to do with organs.

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[–] mechajutaro (2788) 2 years ago

What the fuck did I just watch?! I'm speechless really. Weird man. Weird.

A Cronenberg movie was like this? We're all shocked beyond all comprehension, I'm sure

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

But at least most of his other movies were comprehensible. Weird, yes. But also comprehensible. It would've helped if most of the actors didn't mumble and have thick accents.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

the thought the sound was poor and the accents didn't help.

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

Glad I'm not the only one LOL

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[–] acidraindrop (3055) 2 years ago

It does take like 50 minutes lol.

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[–] TheArgentinian (7062) 2 years ago

You are boring.

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[–] GingerbreadPimp (1767) 2 years ago

I'm a Cronenberg fan and I agree. Good concept, but just a poor script. Very boring.

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[–] April-151-CT (10210) 2 years ago

Yes, very interesting concept. But the script and execution were very sub-par.

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[–] Kazak (2187) 2 years ago

It's not really a glue you to the edge of your seat type of film. It took me a couple of sitting to get through it.

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[–] legnadibrom (6214) 2 years ago

well, at least you can come back here to keep chugging along to be the first to 100,000 posts

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