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this movie sucked and scarlett has a giant ass

posted 9 years ago by crusty50
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I can't believe I watched the whole thing...
What the hell was this all about? The synopsis says that she seduces men...I never saw any seduction, just a bunch of disjointed scenes tied together with Scarlett's giant ass (jeez, is she doing the kardashian thing?). I never realized before this film that she walks as if she has a stick up her butt.
Please someone tell me...is she supposed to be an alien or something? At least with the species series you were able to understand what the alien chick was after no matter how twisted it was. Reminds me of some of Godard's crap movies... -10/10

[–] awsmith 9 years ago

In my opinion Scarlett has some lumbar lordosis, which tends to make her rear end a bit more prominent than it would be if the curvature of her lower spine were not as prominent. It is a bit unfortunate because it could cause her to experience low back pain as she gets older.

Death tugs at my ear & says: Live; I am coming.

[–] prplayer 8 years ago

you say that like it's a bad thing

so many movies, so little time

[–] Gabe1972 8 years ago

You hated this and compared it, unfavorably, to the Species series. Good lord.

Time wounds all heels.

[–] znapper 8 years ago

Although the movie sucked rather hairy donkey nuts, I find Scarlett to be a natural beauty.

Her body looks amazing and natural and also healthy, those size zero chicks you are obviously into, are mostly sick with no energy...and it doesn't look good at all.

A woman with a visible six-pack is underweight by any medical standard, anywhere.

Hate the film all you want, but don't go off being an *beep* just because she is a healthy woman.

[–] Falconeer 8 years ago

Yeah totally bro; this was like Godard crap, or that butthole Bertolucci. I think she was like an alien or something but I'm not sure because I didn't see a spaceship. She does have a big butt too. Maybe a smaller butt would have made this a good movie. Or at least one car chase. Or maybe if Tarantino directed. That man is God. Screw all this art crap. But Kardashians dude; they totally rule, and I love reality tv. Just be glad it wasn't subtitled because subtitles=crap bro. If they can't speak American than I'm not wasting my time..

Fabio Testi is GOD

[–] hellcat1983 (135) 7 years ago

Can all of you stating that she has a giant ass, is overweight and unattractive please post photos of yourselves. Yeah, thought so!

[–] crc32 (2584) 7 years ago

The movie was awkward and ambigous. And given the chance (Never gonna happen) you'd be trying to hit it.

Scarlett reminds me of this woman.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/The_Birth_of_Venus_detail_-_Venus.jpg/270px-The_Birth_of_Venus_detail_-_Venus.jpg

[–] Doug (18) 7 years ago

I hope that 3 years on you're still not a virgin.