I can't believe I watched the whole thing... What the hell was this all about? The synopsis says that she seduces men...I never saw any seduction, just a bunch of disjointed scenes tied together with Scarlett's giant ass (jeez, is she doing the kardashian thing?). I never realized before this film that she walks as if she has a stick up her butt. Please someone tell me...is she supposed to be an alien or something? At least with the species series you were able to understand what the alien chick was after no matter how twisted it was. Reminds me of some of Godard's crap movies... -10/10
She's not an alien. She's just a black woman with no vagina who wears white people suits made by Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I think we can all agree that his work has improved significantly since 1991...
Oh, and Scarlett was just a marketing ploy to sucker people in to watching this piece of garbage.
Producer #1: How in the world are we going to get people to watch Glazer's goofy movie about deformed men learning to swim? Producer #2: We'll add a naked chick. Producer #1: Awesome, brah!
She's not an alien. She's just a black woman with no vagina who wears white people suits made by Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. I think we can all agree that his work has improved significantly since 1991...
Oh, and Scarlett was just a marketing ploy to sucker people in to watching this piece of garbage.
Producer #1: How in the world are we going to get people to watch Glazer's goofy movie about deformed men learning to swim? Producer #2: We'll add a naked chick. Producer #1: Awesome, brah!
While I love the movie, this is absolutely hilarious!
I have no doubt she loses noticeable weight when playing Black Widow. Or even Lucy. She didn't bother for this flick.
The problem is, she looks markedly mediocre.... Which is disappointing.
Given that the film is a surrealistic piece of junk ranking right up there with Zardoz in incomprehensibility and pointlessness, her, naked, was the only thing the film actually had going for it. And it failed on that part, too.
I got what they were going for. It was just exceptionally weird and, in the end, utterly pointless.
It said nothing about humans, aliens, or any other worthy message one might derive from anything that sucked more than 90 minutes from your life... There are worse films out there, but few than have or had modern-equivalent basic-level production values.
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Had no problem with her ass....the problem was the movie itself. It seemed like the director just wanted to hang out with her and see her naked and made some crap film around that, even though whatever this was took 10 years. The "plot" of the film is no more than a 15 minute short and to watch the whole thing was absolutely painfully boring. This ranks as one of the worst movies I have ever seen. There are worse made movies for sure but to disagree with the main review - this movie is very pretentious. SPOILER: The only redeemable things were the effects of the bones popping out and at the end, her skin coming off - again, well within a 15 minute short.
She hasn't got a 'giant' ass, she's got a great ass and nothing like the kardishians etc Your obviously used to looking at a guys ass! Scarlett is a woman. Women are a different gender to men, See...
Dude, it's a giant ass, and, worse, it was flabby as şĥĩţ She looks no better than any 30# overweight hooker in some amateur porn film with all the inserts cut out.
I grasp she's not always as hot as she is in a 50 million dollar film where she's making a million bucks, but, at least, when Haley Berry decided to do a nude scene, she buffed up for it.
Combine this with the pointless and surreal elements of the film, you couldn't have made a more obvious example of "How do we make a film that's utter şĥĩţ and still get people to pay for it?"