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Jordana was an ugly cow.

posted 12 years ago by Portlis
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And extremely unlikable in every facet of her existence.

Why did Oliver even care about her? There was absolutely NOTHING appealing about her in the least, and she even treated Oliver like crap on top of it.

This is where the movie failed for me. In order to sympathize with Oliver and understand his plight, I, the viewer, needed to be able to understand why he gave a turd about that fat, ugly, wench of a girl in the first place.

I'm not saying I don't appreciate a movie with "real" people instead of only glamorous Hollywood actors, but come on... we couldn't have had a girl with at least a minutia of attractiveness or charm?

[–] NoseofNicko 10 years ago

I think you were high when you watched the movie, she was really pretty and certainly not fat.

CG GORE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR GENRE!

[–] dr-kandimba-1 9 years ago

This comment actually says more about you than about Jordana.

[–] darknsouless 9 years ago

Jordana was a manic pixie dream girl and she was out of Oliver's league. For sure there was nothing realistic about their relationship. It's just a male writer's wet dream coming true, you know. Dumb *beep* movie.

[–] danielarossimartinez 9 years ago

I really disliked her in every way, even her gestures, so I started looking up some pictures of the actress ( Yasmin Paige) and I found she was kind of pretty, so I think she did a great job interpreting her character, so that the audience would see her unattractive and obnoxious.

[–] liscarkat (19427) 5 years ago

There was nothing wrong with her physical appearance. It was her character that was unappealing. However, as a teenager and young man, in my naivete and inexperience, I fell in love with just such sociopathic girls and ended up paying the consequences. I can relate to the experience.