500 Things I Learned from Faster
1) God can't save you from The Rock.
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165) You can beat Yoga when you are a one dollar hitman.
share166) professional hitmen act inconspicuous by driving ferraris all over town. they also like to swerve out into traffic right behind their mark.
167) bank robbers act inconspicuous by driving gold getaway cars
168) successful hitmen can hit a bottlecap at 200 yards, but can't hit a man running at them 10 feet away.
169) the reason he missed thirteen separate times is because he had something in his eye
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186) You can buy drugs in dirty washout bathrooms
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187)when investigating a murder,don't bother putting up crime scene tape because some junkie cop will just show up minutes later and knock it down while stepping over it.
188)if you're trying to save a dollar,hire a hitman to kill your target. then just follow him and wait until he has the gun on the target and you take him out instead.this way you won't be stuck with the bill because he won't accept the payment since he didn't earn it.
189) Major hospitals have unsecure operating rooms in a public hallway where anyone could walk right in.
190) You can thoroughly clean a semi-auto pistol without stripping it, just lock the slide back and wipe it with a towel.
191) Although this crime spree is a headline news story, The Rock can drive the same flashy car and show his face everywhere and nobody notices him.
192) After you kill a guy, keep his phone with you at all times. The police obviously won't bother to track it.
193) After robbing a bank on Bakersfield First, you´ll have green lights only on your getaway.
194) Ohio is the heart of it all.
195. 1)First of all: You can remove cancer; Just like that!
195. 2)You effortlesly talk about it as being part of your everyday business life, like it´s the most standard job in the world.
196)You can be an oncoligist (a surgeon specialized in treating cancer) at the age of 24, regardless of the fact that being qualified for this profession in the US requires:
4 years of college
4 years of medical school
3 years of residency in internal medicine (including intern year)
3 years of hematology/oncology or medical oncology fellowship