Eli: [banging his left fist on Adam's door] I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
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We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
We are getting laid tonight. This is going to be like Sideways only you're Paul Giamatti and I'm the guy who gets laid.
That hole is my bitch!
She has a boyfriend named Bones? What is he a drifter?
The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts
We're not pumpkins! We're ladies But you're so orange!
Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!
Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.
Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.
I don't know what to say. You're calling me because you're at your sister's wedding and she looks happy and everyone is happy and you're not
You eat like a baby dinosaur; you don't even chew.
"I got a hand job on the dance floor to who let the dogs out" LOL
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My review of No Strings Attached: http://realworldromcom.blogspot.com/
If you're not back on time for the wedding, I'll kill you! Drive Safely!
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You cant do that, you cant beat me up, you're like a female rick moranis
"You give me premature ventricular contractions"...
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