i *beep* love the taco bell drive thru. wHAT YOU DON'T hAVE ANY Fiestas ?! lmao.
i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*
And I love how inappropriate the run to the drive through was, lol. The girl in the passenger seat was like all comatose over how they took her baby and the other bitch was liek we're going to taco bell. The dude working the window was THE *beep*????
Y'all got mozzarella cheese sticks?!?!????
1. "They took her baby! Her! CPS took her baby!" and then the baffled people inside Taco Bell smile and wave.
2. Mamie explaining what the women are going to look like after they come back from drinking.
3. Mamie singing "Coal Miners Daughter"
But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'S***!, it's raining!'
Omg you pretty much nailed the those three parts.
shareMamie singing "Coal Miners Daughter"Dear God, she butchered that song
Mousie's gettin' d!ck tonight. *fellates beer bottle* That will be your c0ck later.
Who's gonna *beep* pack Mamie in?
I've always been the sexiest one in the family. I've gotten comments from thousands of people.
You do those drugs. You do that alcohol.
I've always been the sexiest one in the family. I've gotten comments from thousands of people.
The "morning after the party" scene, when the women are sleeping in the car and the song "Sick, Sober, and Sorry" starts playing ...
DRAGON¸.•´¸.•*´¨SWAK¸.•*¨¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨
(¸.•´ ¸.•*¨¸.•´¸.•*´¨(¸.•´ ¸.•´
I will NEVER be able to think of Taco Bell without thinking of that scene. It was truly priceless lol.
I'm reaching for the life within me. How can one man stop his ending. ~ Blue October
Things I learned from the documentary:
1) You can get married in a pharmacy
2) You can eat any part of a pig, from it's head to it's a$$hole.
3) At Mamie's funeral, she wants people to party their balls off, blow pot smoke
in her face, and snort pills off her head. (Mamie's so awesome)
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Kirk: "Can I just say one thing? FVCK YOU, DENNIS!"
shareAll the scenes mentioned above cracked me up. Here's some more:
The uncle calmly explaining how he was putting his face back together and pulling his skin off his eye to see seconds after his nephew shot him in the face point blank three times. I guess "What, are you just gonna shoot me?" is a question you never ask an armed angry hillbilly.
Jesco's Elvis and Charles Manson tattoo.
The affect of 6 sodas on Tyler.
Jesco's reaction to Brandon, the nephew's sentence of 50 years for shooting his uncle. "If he had killed him, he'd be out sooner."
These strange creepy men dancing.