I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
YOU WANT US TO THINK THAT THE REAL INTELLIGENCE WORK IS DONE BY RUMPLED AND TORTURED GENIUSES WHO LIVE IN SOME DUMP IN THE ASS END OF MANHATTAN. YOU THINK THAT IF YOU JAM XFILES' INCOHERENCE AND LOST'S DISHONESTY INTO ONE JUMBO PACKAGE, THEN YOU CAN STAY ON THE BASIC CABLE AIR UNTIL 2019, BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS DYING TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOU THINK THAT THE GUY WITH THE FUNNY HAIR FROM PACIFIC IS A COMPELLING PROTAGONIST, RATHER THAN SOMEBODY COMING DOWN FROM HIS FIRST NITROUS OXIDE BENDER. YOU WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE THAT 4 LEAF CLOVERS CARRY MORE SIGNIFICANCE THAN ANY STUPID TRICK FROM A DAN BROWN NOVEL.
JUST BECAUSE THE FIRST GUY YOU FIRED COULDN'T GET BEYOND THE IDIOTIC CONCEIT THAT CROSSWORD PUZZLE COMPOSERS ARE GANGING UP ON US DOESN'T MEAN THE SECOND GUY IS ANY BETTER. EVERYBODY KNOWS THE FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT IS THE INTERSTATE COMMERCE COMMISSION.
WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE IT A REST.