100 Things I learned from 'The Cold Light of Day'

14. Space towing vehicle crewmember Sigourney Weaver can hit fast-moving aliens with guns she's never used before, but CIA operative Sigourney Weaver can't hit a simple guy a few feet from her as he's stumbling up stairs with guns she's used for many years.

15. Two cars rampaging through the capital of Spain with guns ablazing will not attract the attention of the police.

16. It's ok to get on a bus in Spain without enough money to pay the fare, as a kindly Spanish lady will happily pay the rest.

17. In Spain you can steal items from multiple market stalls without any of the stallholders noticing.

18. Even if it's only in a brief scene at the end, Colm Meaney is a joy to see even in the dullest film.





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1. Club owners can remove bullets from your body and cauterize your wounds.
2. It takes a couple hours to heal from a bullet to the abdomen.
3. Falling from a building will NOT kill you.
4. Club owners have a mean right hook.
5. If you come into a club bleeding, not only will they save your life, but they will follow every order you give them and put their lives on the line for no particular reason.
6. Gorman should have killed Will.
7. Sigourney Weaver should not be in any more movies.
8. It doesn't matter how many people you kill in a foreign country.
9. Don't text and sail! Someone may bump their head.
10. If a small army shows up in the middle of Madrid no police will bother them.
11. Make sure that if you run into a gorgeous girl in Spain that you check to see if you are related. Sometimes it turns out that you are.
12. Mission Impossible 3 had an awesome plot device with the "Rabbit's Foot" If you make an action movie, make sure to include something like that.
13. Bruce Willis is hard up for cash.
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You are absolutely right!!!!!

BUT I LOVE THAT BS.
And hc's face is frightened , as frightened person's face should be.

42. In Spain, the cobblestone streets are so soft and smooth that if you crash your scooter and slide 50 feet, you won't get any road rash on your bare leg.

43. When your long-barrelled pistol isn't working, you should switch to a less-accurate subcompact.

44. If your dead father only called 2 people ever, you should only check out one of them.

45. Locals who just saw a stranger fall 7 stories will happily just help him onto the back of another stranger's scooter, instead of insisting he lie still and get medical attention.

46. A highly-trained CIA operative will agree to meet someone he doesn't trust in the middle of a dark city square which could easily become a kill zone.

47. Mom liked you best.


The Doctor is out. Far out.

50. When your family gets kidnapped you suddenly develop asthma.
51. Friends who are dead still need stitches.
52. When your kidnapped mother asks you to give the phone to your dead father, instead of telling her he is dead just keep yelling "I can't!" for a few minutes.
53. Nobody talks on a bus in Spain, nor cares when you are talking loudly on a cell phone.

1. You can chase around in a car and cause havock and the Spanish police will let you do it.
2. You can have an enormous gun battle in a car park and no one will notice.
3. Spain is asleep after hours and you can kill, speed do whatever you like.
4. Range Rover is awesome.
5. Night club owners in Spain have a special place to beat the crap out of you.
6. Even in a niht club, you can have a fight, and no one questions it.
7. falling off a motor cycle in Spain is not going to hurt, the road is made of rubber.
8. The US embassy aparently lets family members of an agent ( Willis ), to find the master crimminal.
9. People who are family members of a secret agent have to be rock hard and take no bull *beep*
10. The Israel agents use Spain as their training ground

69. If an american gets shooted in Spain, he doesn't choose to go to a hospital in Madrid like any other person would do (even if the medical care is free in Spain) to get cured by a doctor, he prefers to go to a nightclub to get cured by a waitress (the most normal thing in the world to do in Spain).

81. Ms. Weaver shouldn't make any more brainless character movies like this. She is an icon.
82. Back-up is a bullet away, LOL
83. They shoot like amateurs, not trained professional.

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