Mine definitely is "Make love to the night, motherf*ucker!" Runnerup is "Damn! Wendy Sapperstein is a BIG OL' bitch!"
sharetaxi driver 'Your balls are on fire!'
black guy ' I know. That's how your mama likes it!'
the film was terrible, but this line and some few other mentioned one-liners rescued it somewhat!
i laughed at " I know you're a little kid and i shouldnt be saying this to you and all, but *beep* youuu"
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"Slater, the creepy girls from The Shining are here for ya!"
Born when she kissed me, died when she left me, lived whilst she loved me
When the screen said "The End". I was so relieved that the torture of this embarrassing joke for a movie was done making me wish for an aneurysm to get out of the hell known as watching this movie.
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S you in your A's Don't wear a C and J all over your B's
Karl with a K:
"Well stick a quarter up my butt, lets get this fight farted."
haha
"Noah, does this place have bottle service? I wanna a Red Bull and Vodka."
"Hug him tight, sword fight up in this motha f**cker, pull together!"
"Garv is my third best friend in the world and I shot him for being a bad listener."